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Mine "Thanks for givin my third string an oppurtunity to score some pts".

not the best, but ur turn.

"You know, I didn't figure my Grandmother would score ONE touchdown, much less two! I was as shocked as you were coach."

"It was unfortunate that one of us had to lose this game, the kids really left it all on the field."

"Wow, have you been working out?"

You're not wearing pants, are you ???

*puff* I AM your father *puff*

now turn your head and cough

"When I was over on the sideline humping the ground, yelling, 'Who's your coach! Who's your coach!', I didn't really mean it..."

"awww... dont cry... its ok, [hug]...you still have next week..."

"Thanks for not running up the score, coach"

Take heart we have Baylor next week. It won't look nearly so bad!

Sorry about the Cheerleaders scoring the last three TD's - we just didn't have anyone else left to put in!

PS - Your gloating over the score last year had absolutely positively nothing at all to do with what went down this afternoon!

FUCK YOU....

"The last three scores were for the players at Alabama you lied to about staying Coach Franfony"

"I never noticed how blue your eyes were."

"Can I have my nuts back Bob?"

"ya know... everyone is out here... no one is in the locker room*wink*

"Jesus, Stoops, I haven't been raped like that since I had Kobe over for dinner last summer."

"Stoops, I will be sending the bill to your team's proctologist. Jesus Bob that foot will need removing."