Improving the taiste of cum.... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Ambiguity · 12-15-2004, 07:27 PM

I don't know if this has been inquired about before, i did a search and didn't find any results... I just was wondering if there was any way to improve the taiste of semen for the SO. She taistes amazing if I do say so myself, I'm just worried that the apreciation won't go both ways... You know? I've heard the locker-room banter about eating fruit to improve the taiste of semen, but I havent' been able to find any first hand accounts of someone actually trying different things... There's all that garbage on the internet with pills and all that good stuff, but nothing of substance. So I post the question here. Sorry if it's been done. :-)

"Is there/have you found a way to improve the taiste of semen?"

ICER · 12-15-2004, 07:34 PM

Well, I don't know about anybody else. But my gets sweeter when I eat ice cream (just about any flavor). And bitter when I eat sweettarts and smarties.

ledsam · 12-15-2004, 08:21 PM

This is from AskMen.com.

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Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple are all said to make semen taste lighter. Beer and coffee are believed to have something of an opposite effect, and could leave her with a bitter taste in the mouth. Alkaline-based foods like meat and fish produce a buttery taste, while acidic fruits (cranberries, blueberries and plums) produce a pleasant, sugary flavor. Most liqueurs will do the same, while dairy products can make for a foul taste because of their high bacterial putrefaction levels.

I don't think there are any concrete rules on what makes it taste better. Your best bet is to try out different things and experiment with your SO, if she's up to it of course.

AquaFox · 12-15-2004, 08:32 PM

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while dairy products can make for a foul taste because of their high bacterial putrefaction levels.

that all i drink

...and mine doesn't taste too good... damn!

thanks for the heads-up, i'll keep this in mind

funkeodor · 12-15-2004, 08:42 PM

In other words HARRY BUFF!!!!!!!!

GakFace · 12-15-2004, 10:29 PM

from what I've had tons tell me, Meats are bad, Pineapple juice is the necter of the gods.

Psycho Dad · 12-16-2004, 04:34 AM

Fried chicken livers do it for me. When my wife knows I've had fried chicken livers, I get a blowjob the next day.

stonegrody · 12-16-2004, 09:52 AM

I've heard Pineapple too. Something about the acids in it make your juices tart.

fhqwhgads · 12-16-2004, 10:24 AM

I don't put a lot of stock in this "make it taste better" mumbo jumbo.

If I eat a lot of pineapple, and then drop a deuce, will it too taste fruity and delicious? Cum tastes the way cum tastes. Love it or leave it.

joeb1 · 12-16-2004, 10:58 AM

If she can taste it.. She's not doing it right.....

NosVette · 12-16-2004, 02:01 PM

I dunno 'bout the dairy thing. I drink lots of dairy and I have been told that it's rather sweeter then normal.

MikeyChalupa · 12-16-2004, 09:17 PM

www.semenex.com

-Mikey

Lucky Girl · 12-29-2004, 09:09 AM

We have heard what makes men taste better. What about what makes women taste better? The same foods or something different.

ShaniFaye · 12-29-2004, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by joeb1

If she can taste it.. She's not doing it right.....

huh? excuse me but what exactly do you mean by this? You have a guys dick in your mouth...he cums....you cant help but taste it.

omid · 12-29-2004, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

huh? excuse me but what exactly do you mean by this? You have a guys dick in your mouth...he cums....you cant help but taste it.

he means deep throating it. if the dude's dick is in your throat, you won't taste anything.

ShaniFaye · 12-29-2004, 09:27 AM

thats not true omid....I deep throat all the time.....you can still taste it

omid · 12-29-2004, 10:06 AM

oh. :\ then im not sure

Cimarron29414 · 12-29-2004, 01:06 PM

There is a Sex and the City episode about this - Funky spunk. Avoid asparagus and beer. In my opinion, one should avoid asparagus at all costs anyway, as it is the devil's food!

12-29-2004, 01:41 PM

Avoid beer?
i shiver at the thought.
I thought that i had heard that the whole pineapple thing was a hoax... but i may be wrong.

relic · 12-29-2004, 03:02 PM

Pineapples, and fruit juices. Those apparently make mine quite sweet.

ShaniFaye · 12-29-2004, 03:03 PM

beer is def bad....makes it bitter...in every guy I've known..well not every guy I've known...but every guy I've blown

toxic515 · 12-29-2004, 05:06 PM

Bananas. When my wife starts packing bananas with my lunch, I know I've had too many spicy foods lately. She swears that that and the pineapple make it MUCH better.

GraveTaker · 12-29-2004, 07:08 PM

fruits are suppose to be the best thing to have to make it taste better whether you're a guy or a girl. coffee, alcohol, and harsh stuff is suppose to make it worse...

mac03 · 12-29-2004, 08:39 PM

I have a high salt diet and the ole wifey says she can tell so there must some truth to the diet = taste

Cimarron29414 · 12-30-2004, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

beer is def bad....makes it bitter...in every guy I've known..well not every guy I've known...but every guy I've blown

Didn't you mean to use this one?

Ha! Would have been better if someone else had set you up for that one. Like, Laurel and Hardy....

FngKestrel · 12-30-2004, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Dad

Fried chicken livers do it for me. When my wife knows I've had fried chicken livers, I get a blowjob the next day.

Dude, if I were you, I'd be eating fried chicken livers EVERY day!

12-15-2004, 07:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ambiguity Tilted	Improving the taiste of cum.... I don't know if this has been inquired about before, i did a search and didn't find any results... I just was wondering if there was any way to improve the taiste of semen for the SO. She taistes amazing if I do say so myself, I'm just worried that the apreciation won't go both ways... You know? I've heard the locker-room banter about eating fruit to improve the taiste of semen, but I havent' been able to find any first hand accounts of someone actually trying different things... There's all that garbage on the internet with pills and all that good stuff, but nothing of substance. So I post the question here. Sorry if it's been done. :-) "Is there/have you found a way to improve the taiste of semen?"

12-15-2004, 07:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
ICER Chilled to Perfection Location: Dallas, TX	Well, I don't know about anybody else. But my gets sweeter when I eat ice cream (just about any flavor). And bitter when I eat sweettarts and smarties. __________________ What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary? One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. ~~David Letterman

12-15-2004, 10:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	from what I've had tons tell me, Meats are bad, Pineapple juice is the necter of the gods. __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

12-16-2004, 04:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	Fried chicken livers do it for me. When my wife knows I've had fried chicken livers, I get a blowjob the next day. __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

12-16-2004, 09:52 AM	#8 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	I've heard Pineapple too. Something about the acids in it make your juices tart. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

12-15-2004, 08:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
funkeodor Upright	In other words HARRY BUFF!!!!!!!!

12-16-2004, 10:24 AM	#9 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	I don't put a lot of stock in this "make it taste better" mumbo jumbo. If I eat a lot of pineapple, and then drop a deuce, will it too taste fruity and delicious? Cum tastes the way cum tastes. Love it or leave it.

12-16-2004, 10:58 AM	#10 (permalink)
joeb1 Crazy Location: Over Yonder	If she can taste it.. She's not doing it right..... __________________ Disco Duck...

12-16-2004, 02:01 PM	#11 (permalink)
NosVette Upright Location: Santa Cruz!!!	I dunno 'bout the dairy thing. I drink lots of dairy and I have been told that it's rather sweeter then normal. __________________ "The government of man by man is oppression. Who who lays a hand on me to opress me is a tyrant and a usurper, and I declare him to be my enemy"

12-16-2004, 09:17 PM	#12 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	www.semenex.com -Mikey

12-29-2004, 09:09 AM	#13 (permalink)
Lucky Girl Upright	We have heard what makes men taste better. What about what makes women taste better? The same foods or something different. __________________ Lucky Girl

12-29-2004, 09:27 AM	#16 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	thats not true omid....I deep throat all the time.....you can still taste it __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

12-29-2004, 10:06 AM	#17 (permalink)
omid Crazy Location: Aliso Viejo, California	oh. :\ then im not sure __________________ Kick butt buzz-cut dickheads who didn't like what I said. The good times are killing me. Jaws clenching tight we talked all night, oh but what the hell did we say? The good times are killing me.

12-29-2004, 01:06 PM	#18 (permalink)
Cimarron29414 Still Free Location: comfortably perched at the top of the bell curve!	There is a Sex and the City episode about this - Funky spunk. Avoid asparagus and beer. In my opinion, one should avoid asparagus at all costs anyway, as it is the devil's food!

12-29-2004, 01:41 PM	#19 (permalink)
thinktank Guest	Avoid beer? i shiver at the thought. I thought that i had heard that the whole pineapple thing was a hoax... but i may be wrong.

12-29-2004, 03:02 PM	#20 (permalink)
relic Tilted Location: Ontario	Pineapples, and fruit juices. Those apparently make mine quite sweet.

12-29-2004, 03:03 PM	#21 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	beer is def bad....makes it bitter...in every guy I've known..well not every guy I've known...but every guy I've blown __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

12-29-2004, 05:06 PM	#22 (permalink)
toxic515 Addict Location: Texas	Bananas. When my wife starts packing bananas with my lunch, I know I've had too many spicy foods lately. She swears that that and the pineapple make it MUCH better. __________________ Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

12-29-2004, 07:08 PM	#23 (permalink)
GraveTaker Crazy	fruits are suppose to be the best thing to have to make it taste better whether you're a guy or a girl. coffee, alcohol, and harsh stuff is suppose to make it worse... __________________ GraveTaker

12-29-2004, 08:39 PM	#24 (permalink)
mac03 Tilted	I have a high salt diet and the ole wifey says she can tell so there must some truth to the diet = taste