Cock Block Stories
 

Since this thread hasn't been done before (or I just couldn't find one) I thought it was about time to have a thread devoted to stories when either you've been cock blocked, cock blocked someone else, or been around someone when they were cock blocked. Come on, I know there are plenty of stories out there, post em all!

So, here's a good one. We were having a party at my fraternity recently and during the party I was hanging out with this girl and we were drinking and talking. So up comes this guy who is known for being the vulture of my house (he's gotten the vulture award at chapter more than anyone else in the house, ever, in 100 years). So he walks up and asks the lady if she would like to dance. She turns to me and says, "So, you never did show me the basement." And away we walked

a LONG time ago about this time last year my friend introduced me to one of his friends who he liked, that day she had told my friend that she thought i was cute and wanted to go on a date with me. He had never told me until a couple of months ago that she wanted to go on a date with me, he only blocked me because he thought that i was gonna get her in the sack. I was a little pissed off about it but i'm not going to lose a friend over some girl so i let it slide...

I had a friend who was a total bastard about cock blocking. Everyone else called him Charlie Brown behind his back, lol. Kinda sweet, really, in his way, and he saved me far more trouble than he gave. But here's the story.
We'd go out and he'd hang all over me, and if I went to talk to someone else, he'd sit there and sulk for awhile and then come over and start all over again. Like this one time, we met at the bar, but by the time he got there I was already drinking with a couple of other friends- or, guys. Realy flirting and lovin it. Anyways. He gets there, comes over, and pulls a stool in between me and someone else. Then he starts talking to me about work, right in middle of a story I'm telling these guys, Like no one else is even there! Eventually we all realize that he's not going to shut up and the party breaks up.


ok, maybe that's not the best story.......but, it's mine, damnnit

I've been blocked before because I was really drunk (one of my first few times drinking), and even though my friend (one of my better friends) had warned me that he liked this girl, I totally forgot what he said 10 minute later. I ended up hitting on her the whole night (and doing horribly, I might add :D ) until finally a couple of the guys sort of took me aside. Definitely not my proudest moment. Actually now that I think about it, one of my worst. Pretty embarassing too.

*names withheld*
one time i was visiting the hometown, and went to a cousins house to chill out.
i was chilling at the house... met a few new people cuz i havent been back for a while.
one new person was X. X was the girlfriend of my cousin Joe. (no, its not about my cousins gf hitting on me)
X had a cute sister named Y. so i keep to myself most of the night, having a few drinks. later on in the night, i get to know Y a little better. i wasn't trying to throw game, but just relaxing. So the night goes on and I'm alone with Y. i was looking into her eyes trying to get a reaction out of her. just to see what would happen, making small talk. i was alittle buzzed which gave me a tad bit more balls that day. so i got a little closer and just kissed her. she responded with the same so i know its all good. we dont say a word and we move into one of the rooms at the house and really go at it. i have my hands all over her, under the shirt, and she's into it. i know i could've gone all the way that night. then stupid ass cousin comes into the room and breaks it up. told Y to go into his room.... then cousin tells me to stay away from her.

FUCKING COCK BLOCKER!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I actually pulled a girl and had her shirt off - making out, etc. etc. in my room - and she had a friend over also, and my friend (for all intensive purposes my wingman) was supposed to keep her occupied. Apparently he didn't see the danger in letting this girl leave hm, find her friend, and tell her they had to go.

bastard...

I have the ultimate cock block story... it's ultimate... but I can't tell it because it involves a couple members.. and one doesn't even know he did it. But it's awesome. It's funny as hell. Oh well.

I don't know whether I should be proud of this or not, but I was a champion cock blocker in my early days. My friend worked in a hotel and had his own room as a staff member - I used to go stay for the weekend, get free drinks at the bar and chat up female staff members and people staying there - all the girls had their own rooms, which was great if you catch my drift...

anyway, my mate used to point out the new talent at the hotel when i arrived, I used to think man this is great... point and click (in a sexual cock type way :thumbsup: )

I got laid so much there, what a great time! However, years later he turned around and told me what an arsehole I was for banging all the girls he was interested in - there was me thinking he was being a good samaritan helping out a guy in need, when inside he was pointing out the girls he wanted to screw... we're still friends these days, but to this day he still doesnt invite me to pubs etc in case I BLOCK HIS COCK!!!

Sorry mate but thanks for the mammories, er memories!

What on earth is cock block?

i had one of my friends pussy block me one night. we were out drinking and she had a thing for me at the time (i didnt know till way later) well anyways she really pretty chick comes over to our table and we hit it off staight away (we actually started kissing across the table) and i had the deal signed and sealed then my friend decides to intervine and stuffs the whole situation... ah well shit happens...

on the other hand i have a lot of friends who are females and they use me (and our other male friends) to cock block when they get hit on by derro bastards...

Well, I was at a Big house party. I had my 2 grilfriends come with me(bad Idea)
They were grabbing on all the guys.

I had a thing for a guy friend of mine, He was all over me,I could tell he wanted me.
But there was no where to do anything cause some drunk girl was passed out in his room and my girl friend was on my cell phone in the bathroom, I kept hitting on the door telling her to get out.
I Feel sorry for my sexy guy friend He was hella cock blocked.

a cock block is when someone tries to block you from picking someone up.

PM?!? :cool:

I don't know if this counts but I have a pair of glasses that I wore in the 8th grade and my boyfriend calls them "Cock Blocking Glasses" because they are so ughly and huge.

Nikki, when I was much younger (elementary/middle school) I wore Birth Control Glasses (any military folk will automatically understand). Quite possibly one of the worst things to happen to a young kid ;)