First off, the flies in the bathtub was freakin' weird.

I've been reaaaally experimental through the years since I figured out how things worked. Tried quite a few things mentioned already- water jets on pools, couch cushions (that rubbed off too much, got a scab, ouch!).

A couple of the best things I experimented with though:

1) Some of that packing foam wrap that's thin and smooth, rolled up in a sock then put on a plastic bottle, lubed up and had fun...

2) The newer foam that's used for hot water / AC pipe insulation. Really soft neoprene-like texture. Cut to length, duct tape the length of the split, wrap around the base a couple times for extra tightness. Nice.

Like so many also said, wife's vagina still better than even the best 'strange thing'.

I don't know how strange it is, but it's nice to stick my cock in a pussy that's been well used, and is still soaked with cum. That's fun, really. I like to inject a little of me in to her.

they are bigger then a banana and if i remember my produce correctly they are that good eaten like regular bananas...or maybe it was that its only for baking and such things as this :lol:

Do you mean your own, :D or someone else's :hmm: ?

I'll admit to trying this one :thumbsup: I was very bored at the time and read it somewhere on the net.. however it didn't really work all that great because it (the banana peel) was a bit small.

After that experience i've never really tried anything with any other strange objects

Same thing i'd like to know..

Doesn't matter does it? Sloppy seconds are alright in my book. Or thirds, fourths, fifths...whichever number she's serving at the time!

Couch cussions, my hand, stuffed animal..
Shampoo bottle and a toilett paper roll.

I think that's about it.

I remember when I was like 11 I had a big stuffed panda with a hole on the seem between the leg and the torso. Stuck it in and pumped away.

Well there you have it, then.

Oh my god...that story is going to give me nightmares...

I'm sweating bullets right now trying not to think about it at all...until I show my girlfriend. :D

Strangest things you've put your cock into eh...should be titled "Strangest things you HAVEN'T put your cock into", the list would be a lot shorter anyway.

take a face cloth put it into warm water, and fold it into a pocket......than put it in between your couch cushions or matress / boxspring....give her a whirl....

haha

Hornet's nest

When I was about 10 or 11 and just discovering how to pleasure myself I used to put it into the top end of a hot water bottle. the bit where the plug goes. the hwb would go at the foot of a pillow which would be my female substitute. I used to bring myself off this way until I discovered how to pull myself in the traditional way at about the age of 14 (to Donna Summer actually). Hang on I feel a new thread coming on.....first wank subject.

I second this one.... seems like a great rule to live by if you want the thing to still be useful when you come around to an actualy HUMAN BEING you want to bang.

the best orgasm i had was putting it in festered that was the best fucking feeling ive ever had ;) what i wouldnt do to have that festered rapped around my cock again.

'Festered'? Are you sure about that word?
(eww...)

I was thinking the same thing and two images came to mind

a) a very large infected boil
b) uncle fester

Either one is kind of.... eeeewwww

;)..... ;)

Replace hands with mouth, and you have the little rule I go by :thumbsup:

how did it get this far without anyone saying the obvious
"your mom"
??

perhaps it was just too obvious.
there's some odd shit on here.
and well, i read it.
but not guts.
thanks for the warning.
i know my own limits,
and i'm guessing that goes waaaay beyond.

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/piercings.jpg

:p

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Not to mention it's not likely to fit. However, if one were interested, one might consider taking a paper towel roll and stuffing it with a soft substance (Charmin? squeezably soft ;) ), and attempting to get off with it.

Astrocloud: hahaha, I'm not sure whether I should laugh because you're joking, or laugh because you've actually done it.

Uh-oh... I used to put my dick inside toilet paper rolls often when I was a teenager, and it still fits inside one. Please don't tell me this means I have an unusually thin penis...

Reminds me of the detective from Deuce Bigalow -- "I GOT A THIN DICK!!"

Maybe I just have unusually small toilet paper rolls. :D I wouldn't worry about it. It could be the rolls themselves, or it could be something different. The only way to know for sure would be to compare and I don't know about you, but I'm not up for that. :p