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Old 12-02-2004, 05:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Cum...good for women?

I'm not sure this has been posted before, so here you go.



What does everybody think?
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Old 12-02-2004, 05:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol talk about a pleasent diet!

if it's true I gotta start swallowing some more
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Old 12-02-2004, 06:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm not sure this has been posted before, so here you go.



What does everybody think?
I'm a physician. That article is total BS without scientific merit...

That being said... where can I get a copy to give to my lady-"friends"?
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Old 12-02-2004, 07:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Huh... that actually makes NO sense at all.....

Still not gonna stop me from swallowing though
 
Old 12-02-2004, 08:42 AM   #5 (permalink)
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sounds like the hoax that was going on awhile back that swallowing gave you a "25% less chance of developing throat and mouth cancers"
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Old 12-02-2004, 09:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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This gives females a reason to be suspicious of their boyfriends new diet program:
Little exercise and all you can eat.

I have a difficult time believing the story but I'm certainly not going to argue against the implied benefits.
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Old 12-02-2004, 10:43 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Not sure if that's true, but sex does help relieve headaches...so no more excuses ladies.
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Old 12-02-2004, 10:58 AM   #8 (permalink)
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and yet, the girlfirend that I had many years ago who, without a doubt, gave the best head in the world, and LOVED to swallow semen, was a larger girl who ate a healthy diet, and was otherwise very active. Still, she could never manage to be slim regardless fo many times a day she would swallow (yes, you read that right, several times a day sometimes - gawd I miss her!).

Iagree with the sentiments of the Dr. above who says it's crap, but I fully support any and all further research into this area. Who knows what fantastic new developments they can CUM up with!

Peace,

Pierre
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Old 12-02-2004, 09:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Nice...

Maybe if I show this to my wife she will instantly decide that her diet/exercise regimen is all BS, we can save $50/mo on her gym membership and she'll START giving me BJ's.
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:47 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Yeah, this is bunk.

It IS good for her complexion, though!
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Old 12-03-2004, 09:42 AM   #11 (permalink)
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It's a shit article. Have you noticed the test sample size? 20 people... not to mention the fact that it could have been 20 people that are prone to being thin, or something like that. It's a redicilious article!
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Old 12-03-2004, 11:34 AM   #12 (permalink)
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That being said... where can I get a copy to give to my lady-"friends"?
WORD! I'd like a copy, too.
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Old 12-03-2004, 11:54 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Its one way to help get your daily protein.
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Old 12-03-2004, 12:39 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I'm a believer in the old adage: What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

If it's good for women, then it's got to be even better for men. If semen is good for weight loss, then this wondrous discovery should not be limited for use just by women - men can benefit from losing a few pounds, too.

Bad complexions affect the men in our lives, too, so rubbing a bit of semen on that acne, razor bumps, skin rash, sunburn will probably work just as well for the guys as it does for women.

Concerned about throat cancer? Suffering from a headache? Kill 2 birds with one stone by slurping down the recommended dosage of semen! This works really well for those men who don't have a woman / SO in their lives: you can wank without guilt because you know the output won't be going to waste in a tissue or rag!

Ain't science great!
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Old 12-03-2004, 12:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
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so rubbing a bit of semen on that acne, razor bumps, skin rash, sunburn will probably work just as well for the guys as it does for women.
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:42 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I see my sentence wasn't completely clear. What I meant was that since semen was supposedly so beneficial for women's complexions, then by that same theory, it should also be good for men who suffer from razor bumps, acne, rash, whatever.

Bottom line: if it works for women, it should work for men, too.
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Old 12-04-2004, 07:35 PM   #17 (permalink)
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When my wife looks tired....I always offer her a protein blast......
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Old 12-05-2004, 03:07 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Hahahahahahahaha the original of that article <b>HAD</b> to have been written by a guy!

Nice try, I guess...
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Old 12-05-2004, 09:20 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Semen is good for your skin, ladies! It has moisturising effects and can sooth heat-rash on the chest.

This was in a poll of 1 over 1 year.
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Old 12-05-2004, 11:29 AM   #20 (permalink)
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No, if I'm gonna get semen anywhere it's going to be in my mouth, thank you very much. I don't need to better my skin; I need a good dose of protein.

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Old 12-05-2004, 05:54 PM   #21 (permalink)
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haha...nice... dont know how true those statements in the article are... my gf on that diet though and it seems to work well
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Old 12-08-2004, 08:57 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I'd like to do an experiment to test this.

I could have 10 girls eat my cum twice a day for a month and see how much weight hey lose.

I'd be losing a lot of weight too... In CUM
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