Getting rid of hiccups
 

My girl and I went out to the horse races last night. We drank alot of beer and bet alot of money! Anyways, she got the hiccups, I guess from drinking too much, I don't know. Everybody around us was trying to give us tips on how to get rid of them. Of course, none of them worked. The hiccups continued for about an hour, so we left. Once in the car, she told me of the one sure fire way to get rid of them.....suck a guy's dick! I didn't totally believe her, I needed proof.

She starts sucking my dick and BAM her hiccups are gone!!!! :thumbsup: I don't know how this works, but she said it's always worked for her. I just wanted to let ya'll know this to see if anyone else has tried it or needs to help out their mate with getting rid of the annoying hiccups.

Fellas, be kind to your women and offer up your dick to her to soothe her pain!!!

Mind over matter....

It's not the sucking of the dick that cured 'em -- it was the concentration on something else. (kinda like the trick of drinking out of the other side of the glasss-- it's the concentrating on something else that is the key)

But -- hey if it worked for her --and you got something out of it -- then good on ya...:D

Durring a sexual monent, breathing becomes much deeper and people can become more relaxed (regulating breathing and relaxing are knwon to stop hiccups). This could possibly explain, beyond a mind over matter explaination, why she was able to stop.

I don't know how or if it works but I will definitely recommend that as cure from now on :thumbsup:

I'm sure that works for girls, but what should guys do? I don't know about you, but I'd rather keep hiccups for years rather than suck a dick...

On topic, what the others have said is right. The deeper breathing and taking your mind off them is what helps do it.

betcha if a dick were presented to you, and you were told to suck it, your hiccups would be scared right out of you.... :D

omg, mal, you did it again. :lol: :lol:

she tried drinking out of the other side of the cup, but that didn't work. maybe she REALLY wanted to enjoy something else, but didn't want to come out and say it! :thumbsup:

Next time you kiss her, think of how many times she's had hiccups and you were around. ;)

Extra bonus: Ask her how many times she's had hiccups when you weren't around. :eek:

Just a thought
 

Weren't you the least bit worried having your girlfriend go down on you while her mouth is having spasms (i.e. hiccups)? Seems like a recipe for possible disaster!