Does anyone know of any good vibrator...
 

...that is silent and can be worn when going on a date? nwlinkvxd and I have been discussing getting one that can stimulate the clit, bum, and insides...but they're all too loud to be worn out around town.

Any ideas or experiences?

I don't know any actual brands, but I remember watching an episode of Berman and Berman were they were discussing sex toys and one was a vibrator that is attached to a pair of panites so that it is inserted while the woman is clothed and it is activated by a remote, They suggested using it on dates with your partner controlling the remote. Sorry I don't remember the brand.

http://nawtythings.com/toys/se0080-00.html

I've heard these are fun, and it would have to be silent. It's all the way inside of you!

this one looked like fun...
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=64209

The Oyster remote vibe is by far the best in this category. I bought mine for my wife a couple of years ago when the manufacturer was the only one distributing it. Since then it has been featured on several UK adult tv shows and it is available through tons of UK distributors (though none in the US AFAIK). They have a model with a bullet as well as the oyster available here. The cost is around $108 plus shipping for the dual model above, kind of steep but cheaper than a lot of other forms of adult entertainment =) Especially since it can be used for a long time. Btw it is virtually silent on all but the top speed (which is a bit too intense for the misses).

http://www.libida.com/content/shop/t...&id=1236241665

is this one any good?

We actually already got something, but we were looking for something silent that goes inside with clit stimulation as well.

Behold the mighty power of the SYBIAN. Speaking from (secondary) experience, it is about as good as non-penis stimulation can get for a woman. Try combining it with something called a 'Slightest Touch' machine.

Sybian:It has two separate movements. The Vaginal Insert (looks like a dildo attached to a foot rest that the woman mounts) rotates within the vagina and the entire area which contacts the vulva vibrates, as does the vaginal insert. Separate controls allow independent regulation of vibration and rotation over a very wide range of speeds. In other words, it can go from gentile to extremly intense. I HAVE NEVER KNOWN ANY WOMAN TO NOT ORGASM ON THE SYBIAN.

Slightest Touch Machine: This is a small electronic divice about the size of a deck of cards. Attached to it are two wires with sticky pads that allow electrical signals to cause pulsing and tingling frequensies through the nervous system into the pelvic region. It essentially communicates sexual arousal and helps to magnify (by SEVERAL times) any sexual stimulation that the woman recieves.

To address the question, I would reccomend the slightest touch and a pocket rocket.

For insertion only try The Egg; my g/f and I have one and it's alot of fun being able to go out in public and turn the thing on inside her with the wireless remote. Makes for some truly priceless looks too :) The only issue with it is that she's very thin and unless you're somewhere noisy it's audible; this wasn't a problem when using one on a friend of mine who was somewhat larger.