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04-14-2004, 10:56 AM
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ever fall asleep during a blow job?
i know, i know...it's almost to horrific to ask.
my lover and i have been together four years: great relationship, great sex, great love. HOWEVER, yesterday he fell asleep (snoring and all) right in the middle of a blow job. it was afternoon and we had been drinking a little...but to fall ASLEEP??? i got the standard "it's not you, it's me" and "i'm just so comfortable around you" stuff during our rather lengthy conversation after naptime was over. oh, and he also apologized profusely and genuinely feels like a heel. please, dear reader, understand that i am not angry about said episode, only hope it's a singular event. things are fine between us (no harm, no foul), but i do remain a bit baffled. question stands...has this ever happened to you?
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04-14-2004, 11:10 AM
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Is In Love
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There was a lot of drinking that had gone on throughout the day and night which lead to him passing out, which is a regular thing when he drinks apparently. I didn't take it to heart. I was a bit annoyed, but I got over it. I resisted the urge to smack him awake though  We didn't discuss it the next morning. As you said, no harm no foul. I didn't feel like having some weird conversation about it. We did talk about it a few months later though. I was joking around and said something like "Yeah, remember that time you fell asleep on me, you jerk?" I guess that next morning when he woke up (hungover) he tried to remember what happened the night before, and once he realized what was going on when he fell asleep he was pretty mortified. So he didn't bring it up then. He did apoligize though, with the standard "it wasn't you, it was me."
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04-14-2004, 11:26 AM
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Heh. I've fallen asleep, farted, sneezed, you name it.
You have to realize, that there are few places men feel 100% comfortable. And one of them may be when they are intimate with you. Don't take it personally, I'm sure it has nothing to do with your talent. Just razz him about it, and hopefully it won't happen again.
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04-14-2004, 11:28 AM
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in my case it was sort of the other way around, hehe. I had too much to drink (so did he) and suddenly felt the urge to lie my head down on his stomach and give him a slow and teasing blowjob. But I forgot that I tend to get tired when I'm drunk so I fell asleep during the whole thing. I didn't hear any complaints from my loverboy as I found out when I woke up that he had fallen asleep as well!
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04-14-2004, 11:45 AM
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Drunk as a skunk, it's happened.
Several times. Stupid booze.
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04-14-2004, 11:52 AM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Hmmm. I'm beginning to see a connection here, between too much alcohol, and falling asleep in the middle of a blow job.
Mental Note To Self: Do not, repeat DO NOT, get drunk when even the remotest possibility of a blow job looms in your immediate future.
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04-14-2004, 12:05 PM
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did i finish? finish giving him a blow job? he was asleep, for christ's sake! "finishing" was not an option for the snoring one!
i put my clothes on and waited patiently nearby for sleeping beauty to wake.
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04-14-2004, 03:46 PM
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 I would be hard pressed, pun intended, to give another bj to someone who had fallen asleep during my act of unselfish giving. I might take it personally.  Now if he was drunk or I was drunk or we were both drunk, I would cut a certain amount of slack.To the question, and adding in the drunk equation, no, that has never happened to me before. I usually pass out or he does before the act!
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04-14-2004, 07:01 PM
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Is mad at you.
Location: Bored in Sacramento
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Something similar happened to me. I had a party at my house. My girlfriend at the time and I decided to go up to my room early, so I could do mean and unspeakable things to her. Put her on the bed, went to the bathroom, when I came back she was sound asleep. I thought it was hilarious.
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04-14-2004, 07:41 PM
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Location: Philadelphia, PA
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I've never fallen asleep while receiving head... However, I have fallen asleep while manually stimulating my girlfriend during foreplay because I get so tired of waiting so damned long for a woman to "get in the mood" that it puts me to sleep.
While I understand that unlike with men women can't just jump into sex right away, I still think the time it takes to get a woman's engine started is ridiculously long---too long.
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04-14-2004, 09:14 PM
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is KING!
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One time... the exgf wasnt too amused about the situation. And to keep the trend going, alcohol was involved. It didnt seem to bother her too much though, she really enjoyed performing that particular treat. I did however need to do my fair amount of apologizing and give her some much deserved extra attention. Gawd! I miss that girl something awful sometimes!
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04-14-2004, 11:37 PM
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I did this once during a summer where I was working 6-7 days a week 10-16 hours a day and still trying to get more than my fair share of action in the evenings. At anyrate, you just can't make it on 2-5 hours of sleep a night. Sure enough, middle of a heated session, and I was out cold. Felt really bad about it too...but what can you do.
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04-15-2004, 12:55 AM
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I once pretended I had fallen asleep. I was 17 at a party. I was obscenely drunk. I had 2 really fat cave dwellers getting on to me (one in each arm). I was giving one more attention than the other so the other got the shits and pissed off. So I had the first one on the ground and we were both getting pretty worked up. I then just felt like I didnt want to be there and do that anymore. So I pretended to pass out. She pushed me off, got the shits and stormed off. After she left I got up and went back to the party.
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04-15-2004, 03:13 AM
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Is In Love
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04-15-2004, 11:28 AM
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I can't say as I've ever felt even the slightest bit sleepy while receiving a blow job. It usually has my full attention. |
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04-15-2004, 11:58 AM
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Wehret Den Anfängen!
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Was just wondering if it was possible. I suspect it would be. This does remind me of a story a friend of mine once told me. The discussion had gotten around to being woken up by a BJ. He commented that his wife occasionally did it, and he much appreciated it. "The feeling being woken up by a BJ is simply amazing" is how he put it. "I wonder if it would work well the other way?", he thought. So, the next morning, while she was asleep, he reversed the situation. It didn't work as well as he'd hoped. It did wake her up, but she wasn't pleasantly surprised. Instead, she was reasonably pissed and gagging.
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04-16-2004, 06:25 AM
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Boy am I horny today
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Funny story, on our wedding night, I did a keg stand, and many many shots... Once we got to our hotel, she took a shower to get the cake out of her hair (that's another story for another time), and I had passed out. She had to wake me up to have sex, although I remember I lasted like forever, I think I zoned in and out a couple of times.
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04-16-2004, 07:25 AM
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Took me a second to get it, but that's pretty funny  True or untrue? If true, I can't even imagine how he'd think that'd be pleasurable for her, lolAnyways, no, I haven't fallen asleep. I don't drink either. Perhaps there's a connection
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04-16-2004, 09:51 AM
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Wehret Den Anfängen!
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