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thespian86 · 04-19-2004, 06:34 AM

Just wondering what you guys do to make it a better experience?

Thanks

PMF21

SexyCat · 04-19-2004, 09:19 AM

Try looking here...

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=37303

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=30966

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=26382

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...&threadid=8944

Strange Famous · 04-19-2004, 11:12 AM

um... I guess watching a porno while you do it might make it better?

Jam · 04-19-2004, 12:46 PM

how many of these threads is there going to be.. its not overly complicated of a task

Paradise Lost · 04-19-2004, 01:03 PM

Some people don't just have what it takes, I suppose...

thespian86 · 04-19-2004, 02:50 PM

Well thanks for your hel... Oh wait, I think this is the first time I can't complete the sentence

. This has nothing to do with me not being able to, I have already seen those and I am not up to buying a toy. I want to know of any special techniques or homemade devices that I could use.

SixEdxMia · 04-19-2004, 03:14 PM

Spit,slap,and tickle?
Wtf?!

Homemade devices...?
I heard about a guy and a belt sander,but I uh,You shouldn't,and if you are a girl,theres a faucet,You should. : )
and either way... perhaps... kitchen untesils?
but... i'm not eating at your house anymore....

theguyondacouch · 04-20-2004, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SixEdxMia
kitchen untesils?

Like a fork?

pocon1 · 04-20-2004, 11:31 AM

Back hand that sucker with a reverse grip. The pressure change is great. If you want to simulate fudgepacking, put it in a vise. Now give that handle a crank. Now some more. Now tighten up to you feel you are going to explode. then give it one more good crank. Awesome! Now remember to yell "cleanup on aisle 5" as you leave the hardware store.

thespian86 · 04-20-2004, 11:38 AM

LOL I'm a guy, I'm not into weird stuff, lol I think that everyone should give up on this thread, no one seems to want to help hahaha

saut · 04-20-2004, 12:55 PM

www.jackinworld.com

Huang_Gai · 04-21-2004, 10:39 AM

There's the good ole fake vagina made out of a latex glove and a towel... Theres an instructional video out on the web somewhere =P Takes practice to make a solid one and to not break the glove.

In the spirit of helping...
1. fold towel longwise and lay it out on a solid surface for a tight roll
2. place the latex glove with wrist hanging out about 1.5 inches on the folded edge, 3 inches from the end of the towel.
3. roll up the glove in the towel making tight, solid rolls
4. stretch the glove over the rolls...
5. lube the opening with whatever you have... lotion etc.
6. work away, can also roll up the the towelgina(lol) into something like a sleeping bag to make a more humpable object

Nisses · 04-21-2004, 12:12 PM

Something new NSFW but then, if you're in this forum...

SixEdxMia · 04-27-2004, 02:08 PM

Okay.. so you get an orange... and make a cut in it.. figure out the rest.

ruggerp11 · 04-27-2004, 07:31 PM

the stranger is a popular one, as is the reverse grip. Try using just three fingers. Dunno, experiment.

Devilfish · 05-01-2004, 09:24 AM

http://www.jackinworld.com/ is a great resource, particularly http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/00favorites.html

YaWhateva · 05-01-2004, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SixEdxMia
Okay.. so you get an orange... and make a cut in it.. figure out the rest.

wouldnt the citrus burn the soft skin?

Schwan · 05-02-2004, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by YaWhateva
wouldnt the citrus burn the soft skin?

Yeah, I'd like to know.

Terminal Frost · 05-03-2004, 04:16 PM

I head that you leave a watermellon out in the sun all day so it gets hot and mushy inside then cut a hole in it and go to town. I've never tried it and neither has my friend who told me about it, but I guess it couldn't hurt if you're really interested.

04-19-2004, 06:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	Masturbation Techniques Just wondering what you guys do to make it a better experience? Thanks PMF21 __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

04-19-2004, 09:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
SexyCat Meow Location: Michigan	Try looking here... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=37303 http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=30966 http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=26382 http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...&threadid=8944 Last edited by SexyCat; 04-19-2004 at 09:24 AM..

04-19-2004, 11:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	um... I guess watching a porno while you do it might make it better? __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

04-19-2004, 01:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	Some people don't just have what it takes, I suppose... __________________ "Marino could do it."

04-19-2004, 02:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	Well thanks for your hel... Oh wait, I think this is the first time I can't complete the sentence . This has nothing to do with me not being able to, I have already seen those and I am not up to buying a toy. I want to know of any special techniques or homemade devices that I could use. __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

04-19-2004, 12:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
Jam Junkie	how many of these threads is there going to be.. its not overly complicated of a task

04-19-2004, 03:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	Meow Spit,slap,and tickle? Wtf?! Homemade devices...? I heard about a guy and a belt sander,but I uh,You shouldn't,and if you are a girl,theres a faucet,You should. : ) and either way... perhaps... kitchen untesils? but... i'm not eating at your house anymore.... __________________ Honey,We're home. Last edited by SixEdxMia; 04-19-2004 at 03:30 PM..

04-20-2004, 11:31 AM	#9 (permalink)
pocon1 Banned	Back hand that sucker with a reverse grip. The pressure change is great. If you want to simulate fudgepacking, put it in a vise. Now give that handle a crank. Now some more. Now tighten up to you feel you are going to explode. then give it one more good crank. Awesome! Now remember to yell "cleanup on aisle 5" as you leave the hardware store.

04-20-2004, 11:38 AM	#10 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	LOL I'm a guy, I'm not into weird stuff, lol I think that everyone should give up on this thread, no one seems to want to help hahaha __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

04-20-2004, 12:55 PM	#11 (permalink)
saut Registered User Location: Pittsburgh	www.jackinworld.com

04-21-2004, 10:39 AM	#12 (permalink)
Huang_Gai Upright	There's the good ole fake vagina made out of a latex glove and a towel... Theres an instructional video out on the web somewhere =P Takes practice to make a solid one and to not break the glove. In the spirit of helping... 1. fold towel longwise and lay it out on a solid surface for a tight roll 2. place the latex glove with wrist hanging out about 1.5 inches on the folded edge, 3 inches from the end of the towel. 3. roll up the glove in the towel making tight, solid rolls 4. stretch the glove over the rolls... 5. lube the opening with whatever you have... lotion etc. 6. work away, can also roll up the the towelgina(lol) into something like a sleeping bag to make a more humpable object

04-21-2004, 12:12 PM	#13 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	Something new NSFW but then, if you're in this forum... __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

04-27-2004, 02:08 PM	#14 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	Okay.. so you get an orange... and make a cut in it.. figure out the rest. __________________ Honey,We're home.

04-27-2004, 07:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
ruggerp11 Cautiously soaring Location: exploring my new home in SF	the stranger is a popular one, as is the reverse grip. Try using just three fingers. Dunno, experiment. __________________ Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it. --Mark Twain Do What makes you happy --Me BUT! "Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

05-01-2004, 09:24 AM	#16 (permalink)
Devilfish Upright	http://www.jackinworld.com/ is a great resource, particularly http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/00favorites.html

05-03-2004, 04:16 PM	#19 (permalink)
Terminal Frost Tilted Location: Manhattan Island	I head that you leave a watermellon out in the sun all day so it gets hot and mushy inside then cut a hole in it and go to town. I've never tried it and neither has my friend who told me about it, but I guess it couldn't hurt if you're really interested.