ever fall asleep during a blow job?
 

i know, i know...it's almost to horrific to ask.

my lover and i have been together four years: great relationship, great sex, great love.

HOWEVER, yesterday he fell asleep (snoring and all) right in the middle of a blow job. it was afternoon and we had been drinking a little...but to fall ASLEEP???

i got the standard "it's not you, it's me" and "i'm just so comfortable around you" stuff during our rather lengthy conversation after naptime was over. oh, and he also apologized profusely and genuinely feels like a heel. please, dear reader, understand that i am not angry about said episode, only hope it's a singular event. things are fine between us (no harm, no foul), but i do remain a bit baffled.

question stands...has this ever happened to you?

Who knew...

A morning AND bedtime treat!

More seriously, no, I've never heard of this.

While receiving a blow job?

Nope, that's never happened to me...

The EXACT same thing happened to me once. Except it wasn't in the afternoon..

There was a lot of drinking that had gone on throughout the day and night which lead to him passing out, which is a regular thing when he drinks apparently. I didn't take it to heart. I was a bit annoyed, but I got over it. I resisted the urge to smack him awake though :lol:

We didn't discuss it the next morning. As you said, no harm no foul. I didn't feel like having some weird conversation about it.

We did talk about it a few months later though. I was joking around and said something like "Yeah, remember that time you fell asleep on me, you jerk?" I guess that next morning when he woke up (hungover) he tried to remember what happened the night before, and once he realized what was going on when he fell asleep he was pretty mortified. So he didn't bring it up then. He did apoligize though, with the standard "it wasn't you, it was me."

I hope we're not the only ones who this has happend to kittenpie! :lol:

Heh. I've fallen asleep, farted, sneezed, you name it.

You have to realize, that there are few places men feel 100% comfortable. And one of them may be when they are intimate with you. Don't take it personally, I'm sure it has nothing to do with your talent. Just razz him about it, and hopefully it won't happen again.

in my case it was sort of the other way around, hehe. I had too much to drink (so did he) and suddenly felt the urge to lie my head down on his stomach and give him a slow and teasing blowjob. But I forgot that I tend to get tired when I'm drunk so I fell asleep during the whole thing. I didn't hear any complaints from my loverboy as I found out when I woke up that he had fallen asleep as well! :lol:

Drunk as a skunk, it's happened.

Several times.

Stupid booze.

It's not that big of a thing. I fall asleep cranking all the damn time. Right in my chair.

Hmmm. I'm beginning to see a connection here, between too much alcohol, and falling asleep in the middle of a blow job.

Mental Note To Self:
Do not, repeat DO NOT, get drunk when even the remotest possibility of a blow job looms in your immediate future.

There is a question I just have to ask...

Did you finish?

That's it, no more TFP for me today. I'm getting far too silly.

did i finish? finish giving him a blow job? he was asleep, for christ's sake! "finishing" was not an option for the snoring one!
i put my clothes on and waited patiently nearby for sleeping beauty to wake.

I simply shoved him over so I could have some room to sleep too :lol:

Also, drinking seems to dull the senses, so it would make sense to not be able to stay awake even with all that going on.

I haven't ever fallen asleep during a blow job.

I don't think that I could if I tried.

Not during a blow job, but I have fallen asleep while leading up to having sex. The common element in all of them was drinking.

Yeah I did that once... only he wasn't also asleep and he wasn't also amused. :eek:

I can't say ive ever fallen aslepp, but ive forgotten about it and zoned out watching tv. While getting head. That was akward to say the best.

I've done it and to this day I stil haven't heard the end of it. But it hasn't happened again thank god.

well apparently i did... least i dont remember it getting finished... i was rather drunk at the time...

seems like the common theme is usually alcohol...

As usual, BOR speaks the truth. ;)
I would be hard pressed, pun intended, to give another bj to someone who had fallen asleep during my act of unselfish giving. I might take it personally. :p Now if he was drunk or I was drunk or we were both drunk, I would cut a certain amount of slack.
To the question, and adding in the drunk equation, no, that has never happened to me before. I usually pass out or he does before the act! :lol:

FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION IT......

this happened to me for the first time last weekend. Only 7 hours of sleep in 48 hours+ champagne.....=sleepytime.

Something similar happened to me. I had a party at my house. My girlfriend at the time and I decided to go up to my room early, so I could do mean and unspeakable things to her. Put her on the bed, went to the bathroom, when I came back she was sound asleep. I thought it was hilarious.

I've never fallen asleep while receiving head... However, I have fallen asleep while manually stimulating my girlfriend during foreplay because I get so tired of waiting so damned long for a woman to "get in the mood" that it puts me to sleep.

While I understand that unlike with men women can't just jump into sex right away, I still think the time it takes to get a woman's engine started is ridiculously long---too long.

^^

At least you're courteous about it ;)

:P

One time... the exgf wasnt too amused about the situation. And to keep the trend going, alcohol was involved. It didnt seem to bother her too much though, she really enjoyed performing that particular treat. I did however need to do my fair amount of apologizing and give her some much deserved extra attention. Gawd! I miss that girl something awful sometimes!

I did this once during a summer where I was working 6-7 days a week 10-16 hours a day and still trying to get more than my fair share of action in the evenings. At anyrate, you just can't make it on 2-5 hours of sleep a night. Sure enough, middle of a heated session, and I was out cold. Felt really bad about it too...but what can you do.

I once pretended I had fallen asleep. I was 17 at a party. I was obscenely drunk. I had 2 really fat cave dwellers getting on to me (one in each arm). I was giving one more attention than the other so the other got the shits and pissed off. So I had the first one on the ground and we were both getting pretty worked up. I then just felt like I didnt want to be there and do that anymore. So I pretended to pass out. She pushed me off, got the shits and stormed off. After she left I got up and went back to the party.

Sorry, but I must say... Booo Hooo :rolleyes:

Really. File a petition with Mother Nature on that one....

I can't say as I've ever felt even the slightest bit sleepy while receiving a blow job. It usually has my full attention.

=)

Was just wondering if it was possible. I suspect it would be.

This does remind me of a story a friend of mine once told me.

The discussion had gotten around to being woken up by a BJ. He commented that his wife occasionally did it, and he much appreciated it. "The feeling being woken up by a BJ is simply amazing" is how he put it.

"I wonder if it would work well the other way?", he thought.

So, the next morning, while she was asleep, he reversed the situation.

It didn't work as well as he'd hoped. It did wake her up, but she wasn't pleasantly surprised. Instead, she was reasonably pissed and gagging.

That was an instant classic in my book.:lol:

I have! I don't even think I was drunk.. just REALLY tierd!

I have had a guy pass out on me during sex, but that was cuz he was drunker than a skunk!

I did that once, I felt so bad when I woke up

Funny story, on our wedding night, I did a keg stand, and many many shots... Once we got to our hotel, she took a shower to get the cake out of her hair (that's another story for another time), and I had passed out. She had to wake me up to have sex, although I remember I lasted like forever, I think I zoned in and out a couple of times.

Thats one thing that won't be going on at my wedding - my groom getting plastered :p

:lol: Took me a second to get it, but that's pretty funny :) True or untrue? If true, I can't even imagine how he'd think that'd be pleasurable for her, lol

Anyways, no, I haven't fallen asleep. I don't drink either. Perhaps there's a connection ;) :p

I think I'm going to have to stay awake for 72 hours and then get as many bj's in a row as possible, just to test my theory that I wouldn't be able to fall asleep. Volunteers can sign up now.

I have no idea if his part of the story was true, but he did tell it to me. Better not to know. ;)

I was out partying all night with a g/f once and, right after she had an orgasm from oral sex, she whispered, "I am SO horny - fuck me NOW," - and immediately passed out. I couldn't believe it - I was crouched between her legs just inches from paradise . . . . Needless to say, I was very depressed.

Not too depressed to obey an order, though :)

OK - just kidding - actually, I took matters into my own hands (after a somewhat lengthy battle with my conscience).

The next morning, she remembered what happened, and more than made up for it, and afterwards, we laughed about it. She did say, though, "Next time just fuck me anyway."

I've never had that happen, but I can see it could.

I don't get it! I am truly surprized how many have actually fallen asleep. I have never had a guy fall asleep on me when I was giving him head. Even my ex who I was with for years and received them drunk as can be never fell asleep. When I first read the subject line here I thought "oh hell no!" and I was sure there wouldn't be many yes answers. Boy was I wrong!
And as for me, I could never fall asleep while my man is going down on me. No way no how. I'm a wide awake bank and enjoying every single second. :D

yeah well
 

one time i was in the middle of a decent blowjob not the best but i was seriously fighting to keep my eyes open i was tied adn it was kinda late, but man i had to practically hold them open with my hands

I've fallen asleep while receiving a BJ, and tend to get spacey -- it's just ... soooo ... re...LAXing ... mmm ...

As to women taking "too darn long" to get horny, maybe you're trying to get them in the mood starting at 10 pm. Good sex at 11 pm is generally assured by initiating a seething seduction at 10 *A*m. It's not the manual stimulation that was taking too long; it was all the rest.

At least, that's my suggestion. In my experience, when a girl's really "into" me, the whole "dangit when WILL she be ready" thing is JUST NOT AN ISSUE. But then again, maybe I'm irresistible and you're a fright. :)

That's pretty much true ;)

yournamehere that was funny as hell

Yawned, deeply, while my gf was riding me once...she had just woken me up and I was feeling all stretchy and stuff. Took some cuddling and apologizing after...I made it up to her, though :D

We need repeat trials to verify the integrity of such a test. I hereby volunteer to be the other test subject.

Never happened to me but if it did, I don't think I would make a big deal of it. I wonder if my gf would. I don't think so. I would find the situation funny but maybe that's because it's never happened to me. :)

Lol, gotta admit I've done it. I had been up for two days straight between both my jobs and school. My girl was in the mood and we were going for round two. She threw me back on the bed and wouldn't let me move. Lol, sure enough, I was fighting it for all I was worth, but next thing I know im passed out. Needless to say, she wasn't too happy, and i got teased about that one for a while, but I made it up to her the next night.

Never fallen asleep, but a few related stories-

My ex and I thought it would be nice to, at least once, just try having sex with the other person when they were asleep. I mean, if waking up to oral was good, what's the next logical step? So she surprised me first. I wake out of a deep sleep to hear her whisper "You're so hot, I can't stay off." And then she's on top, and going pretty hard. The problem with this scenario is that, I'm the world's deepest sleeper. I was in and out for a good portion, and she was exhausted long before I felt anywhere near finishing. She was really nice about it though, even wiped me off.

When it was my turn, I woke up in the middle of the night when she moved my hand from her bellow to right on her panties. I determine that she's asleep, or faking it real well, but has never the less just given me the green signal. I will later learn that she was having difficulty breathing from my arm's weight. So I start manually warming her up, and get things to a boil pretty fast, I must say. I then wipe my hand off and. . .fall asleep. The next day, she asked if I had "done anything" while she was asleep. It was pretty funny.

I'm so hard to wake up, that she usually resorted to female wiles in the morning. For example, it was very common for her to take my hand and place it on one of her breasts. Or to start rubbing my dick. Or both. Even then, it's hard for me to open my eyes.

One time, when she was on top, we finished. Then she looked at me, smiled, and without a word, collapsed onto my chest and started fake snoring loudly. I honestly don't think I have ever laughed so hard, nor will again.

And finally, there was the time that she woke me up several hours before we had set the alarm, shagged me rotten, fell promptly asleep, and later claimed to have been "sleep fucking" and how could I have taken advantage. I'm not kidding.

Well, I'm one of those heels who actually have fallen asleep during a BJ. It's not a commentary on her skill, more of a "Wow, this feels incredibly soothing, and I'm exhausted."

She was cool with it, teased me a bit about it later, but it really was a wonderful nap.

I suppose it's helpful that I gave her some good luvin' when I woke up...

Yeah, I think he just got a little TOO comfortable. ^_-

Haven't totally fallen asleep, and I don't think she noticed, but embarassing nonetheless. We were watching a movie and she decided to go down on me, and it was good for a while...until I started watching the movie. Donnie Darko, I recommend it. Anyways, after a couple of minutes (luckily it was only that long) I sort of snapped out of it. Just thinking "What's going on down the-....oh, right!" I hope not to repeat it.

I fell asleep going down on my girlfriend once. It was 4am though and we had been going at it all night.

Are you kidding me? That would be like realizing you had just won the 27 state lottery, and going to sleep before you could quit your job!

I suppose the only time I've come close to doing this was I went partying with my girlfriend...I had a ton to drink and I guess I blacked out for a good amount of time. All I know is I woke up naked in my bed confused as hell as to why I was naked. She said I literally passed out right after I came. No memory of that haha.

I once passed out going down on my gf. Not just once either but it kept happening. I had been on the greyhound for 23 hours and hadn't slept the night before either. She and I got down to business as soon as I got into town. Its kind of like when youre so god damn tired that your head just falls forward but you wake up from the falling action, know what I mean? Anyway, she didn't know that I just kept conking out ever minute or so on her. She was so sweet and accomodating "Its ok if your tired you don't have to." Needless to say I refused to stop until what I set out to do was done :lol:

Gotta admit its pretty comfy down there, warm with soft smooth legs on both sides. Not a bad place to sleep :D


Oh, forgot about the actual question...no but depending on her pace it can be SOOOOooo relaxing.

ya happened to me once..

I had a really long day, 1/2 at a theme park, rushed over to a friend's wedding.. and then back at the hotel, while my gf was giving me head, I started to fall asleep and snore.. she was kinda pissed, and said, "ARE YOU FALLING ASLEEP?!?!" I was too tired to respond and just turned over and fell asleep. She was understanding in the morning though.

Reading some of the replies reminded me of something that happened to a friend of mine. He was at his girlfriends house, and the phone rang right in the middle of the blowjob...

...she stopped to answer it.

It was her friend wondering if she had 'done it' yet.

I have consumed a 5th of Jack Daniels and STILL managed to stay alert for the BJ. Falling asleep during a treat like a BJ is like finding a winning Lotto ticket on the street and returning it to the dumb ass who lost it. Just doesn't happen here!