Sex/Masturbation log
 

Here's a social experiment. Give as many or as few details as you wish. After you've *done the deed* come here and write a little something about it. Try to include a few points: setting, mood, with whom, positions, fantasies. This could end up being a really erotic read. Also, there are some sensitive among us, so if possible, use objective wording.

Let's see how many people are willing to partake in this log.

Perfect timing Hal, Just last night i ended up with a woman. Timing: horribly bad, i knew this girl Beth for a long time, met her at the same Christian camp where i got head for the first time. I was back up for the weekend to pick up my brother. Late at night we took a walk down the road and sat down in the middle of the backroad and talked for about 3 hours. Mood: great, shes reallu fun to talk to. Whom: Beth. Anyway, we started making out, i had just gotten my lip peirced that morning, off to the left side, so making out was kind of strange, but no that bad if i was careful. Anyway, about 15 to 20 min. in it started to rain, then rain harder. You would think that that would be a bad thing, but it wasnt that bad, it was really hot before so the rain felt good. It was great, we were up all night.

This sounds like a good idea, i'd be sure to try and write something down if i'm not too exhausted.

i have masturbated my erect member while looking at some pictures. these pictures were of the sexy girls from the tv survivor show.

i lubricated myself with hellmans brand of mayonaise. it is slippery but still gives the good rush of sex!

this was last hour. i will masturbate again next hour and i will describe it.

AH! air45, your insane! you should post more! :)

i have experienced masturbation again, my friends!

i must admit to you i was viewing an amateur lady by the name of kate who had breast nipples like strawberries! i don't mind to tell you that my stiff member was aroused!

i rushed to the room where i maintain products like the hand lotion and i began to lotion myself with violence and vigor! it was an orgasm for sure and i screamed to no one but myself of the pleasure!

Dang, man!!! Air45's going to get me fired!!! I'm about to bust a gut laughing!! I think you should be the main contributor on this thread. Give us hourly updates! :D

I was going to post one of my own, but all I have is feeble when compared to Air45. I bow.

i am always busting the nuts! i am a man loaded with juices that must shoot to the wall!

i must confess to you that i am yanking it again with violence. i look for the shapes that read "amateur" because my staff grows red and swollen at the sight of the girls who may live in my condominium complex!

sometimes they are at the pool and i can not hide my cock for it is large and erect. they are intimidated but full of respect and fear.

oh god
 

Oh god Air45 you kill me, your posts are equal to the "horizontal vagina" thbtbhtbtht that was posted earlier in downright hilarious(ness). ROFL. Truly you are a man of stamina! I bow to thee

o here i go to bust the nut again!

i found a movie of the blowjob sex from the candyman! the candyman made a link to the blowjob movies and i could download to my harddrive computer!

then it was time for me to imaging my stiff member belonged to the main in the movie for sure!

i used the salad oil to pretend the girl's saliva! boy did my nut bust in my hand with emotion!

Hahahaha and also: ewww but mainly HAHahahAHahAHa

Air, your keyboard must be really disgusting...


Yank on, my friend!

Air45, you're hilarious.

i aint quite sure if he is serious hahaha

Air45, you are my GOD. I bow to thee also! :D

you are kind to me for my wanking! it is easy to bust the nuts, you should try for superior pleasure!

^..^..^..^

This guy's STRAIGHT INSANE! Keep up the superior posting, my stiff membered TFP buddy.

Not that i really care to read of your mastrabatory expoloits all that much but GOOD LORD YOUR HILARIOUS!

here i go again with my nut busting!

this time is with fruit! i am purchasing a large melon from the grocer produce section! then it is easy as 1 and 2 and 3!

use the superior melon baller (also you can get at the store!) to carve out the space for your swollen member! if your member is large and stiff like mine, then carve a bigger orifice!

here is a sexy tip. refrigerate the melon before masturbating inside it. the freezing juice will bring superior pleasure to your stiff and pleasurable cock.

very good... air45 makes masturbation a humorous event.

Must try the Melon Someday Air... or NOT

Air, thats gross.

The quotes are even funnier if you picture the guy in the avatar saying them...

Whack on, brother!

-Mikey

Since I created the two-wanks-a-day thread, I figured I should at least contribute *something* here. I've been waiting until I had one that would really do it for you.

Early this morning, I woke up to hubby caressing my bottom and upper thigh while stroking himself. I sleep on my side facing away from him and this is a somewhat frequent occurrence.

Today it was early enough that I had time with him. I turned on my stomach, turned my face toward him on the pillow, slid both hands underneath and "fluffed" for a few minutes. Once I was ready, opened my legs, put both sets of fingertips inside the lips and teased it, moving more toward the center as I got closer to coming.

Hubby continued to carress bottom and legs (I *love* that) and stroke himself. I rewarded him by slowly raising and lowering my hips as I got closer. He held off waiting for me and I fantasized about hovering over him and riding it.

I finished first and that set him off. He started coming as I was tapering off and that got me going to a second and third wave. As I approached the third wave, he turned on his side and held me, all the while carressing with his hand.

*Please* be nice about followup posts. Comments, critique, support and compliments are fine but telling me I'm a slut would not be welcome. Sharing this is more difficult that I thought it would be. It's really personal and I'm realizing that I'm not quite as much of an exhibitionist as i thought.

If it's well received, I may share more. (God! It's difficult to press the "Submit Reply" on this one...) Here goes...

I, for one, am very glad you submitted a reply. That was very erotic, and it's good to see that you and your husband know what you like and can share that with each other. I hope you decide to share more.

Thanks!

w00t, excellent post, angela146!

seriously, thank you for being brave enough to share it, i think it's wonderful. and not at *all* slutty.

:)

Angela, you dirty dirty girl...not in a bad way but in a good way.
There is nothing slutty about that at all, its more hawt than anything else. I wish my mornings started off that nice.

ok here it goes, the nut is busted again!

this premium orgasm is thanks to tilted angela146 and her wonderous sexy story about touching in the bed with husband! i am swollen to think that the husband was their for sexing with his big cock, but you and him are stroking instead for variety of ways to have orgasms!

this makes for a superior erection for me, which i vigorously caressed in my hand!

Thanks, Air. Yeah, most of the time we do things other than fucking. Fucking takes a lot more energy so we only do that a couple or three times a week.
Thank you...Thanks!!!With the replies this is getting, I'm sure I will.

Thank you for being supportive. This is really a fun place!

OK, everyone, I shared mine. Now it's your turn.

Well, I'm several hundred miles away from my husband, but last night we ended up having some great cyber-sex. Not much of a story, but it was so good that I just wanted everyone to know :thumbsup:

angela..your story was most arousing....
i now find it hard to type with the desk now on a slant from the swelling....
i showed my wife your story and she liked it too...
when my ,now wife, ..and i first started a relationship...i was existing on a steady once a day habbit...my entertainment center had a large and growing collection of tapes..(ya DVDs where really new then) most of wich i could tell you who-when-where-how where on wich tape..the best where memorized and replayed till the tape it self started to go clear from the constant exposure to the replay magnets in my VCRs...
my then girlfriend got evicted and i offered my place for a while....
after three weeks of having her stay at my place i found that i needed to wank really bad...i kept waking up and not be able to roll over cause of my built in kick stand...
i finally gave up and said "Suzie...I need to wank real bad ..and if you like you can join me.." she accepted the offer !!!!
There is more to tell but i need to finish..
the astroglide lube has shorted out another key board...
my swelling is now in the capable hands (and other places) of my Suzie....
more later

Ok finished...YEEHAAA!!!
after i read angela's story i got my wife to read it..
she said it sounded like fun....
she asked me to read it again..out loud..
as i read she was toying with me...and i with her...
i said we had to post something in return ...
so i started typing...she told me to relay the story of our first sex play..all the while she was wanking me...
it was hard (pun intended)to typ to say the least....
finally i got to where i could not stand it any more...i finished the post and reclined the desk chair..as i turned toward her and her talented hands i saw she was completely free of clothes..how and when she got rid of them i dont know....
we arranged our chairs side by side facing oposite directions...
both of us reclined in or chairs and joyfully stroking eachother.....
we relived or first encounter and told eachother of how it felt when we did it...
she got off and i kept playing with her till she got off again.....
after that she started to beg for me to "shoot"...
telling me how much she loved to see it and liked to see if i could hit the roof.....she swung her chair around so it was facing mine and had me put my legs up on the arms of her chair...now she got bussy with both hands and played with all of me...
encourging me with "come on i want to see it ...give it to me....come on shoot...." to wich i did..
WOW ...to say the least..
we then decided that we'd like to post some more "adventures" here for all to read.....Thank you angela for your story and we do hope to see more stories from you and your husband....
have fun and most of all be safe...:icare:

I "did it" with my husband earlier this evening. I took a fantasy from TFP, and told it to him while I stroked him off. From the start, I intended to write this up as an entry in this thread.

Once I wrote it, however, I realized that it was too long to be a forum post and made more sense as a journal entry. So... I Just posted my first entry in my journal.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/journal...72&action=view

Enjoy...

hooHOO to you!

this is much of a great journal entry for my cock to endure! to the bathroom i scrammed for the lotion, but was not even a needed item for my explosion was imminent!

this was the second nut busted for me in this hour, thanks to angela146! the husband is lucky for her for sure, the lucky cock!

OK, folks please read my journal (8/3/03 8:34pm CDT). Wish me luck as I um, well you'll know if you read the message.

I'm about to go to hubby...

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/journal...72&action=view

OK, another journal entry is out there. Title: 8/3/03 PM
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/journal...72&action=view

Part two of 8/2/03 is now in my journal...
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/journal...72&action=view

OK, guys, no more until I get some feedback on the ones I've posted so far...

Damn those are some stories. Gotta say I love the lap dance. One of my favorite things. You guys should consider yourselves lucky to have such a cool relationship.

Thanks!
It's partly luck and partly cause and effect, i.e. giving hubby lap dances and bending over for him is one of the reasons we have a good relationship.

Man I feel you on that one. My girlfriend is a great dancer I really think she could be a stripper. But I only get the dances on special occasions even though I may beg for more. But it really does make the occasion whatever it is that much better. But you also got some skills in writing cause man very descriptive, very erotic. Can’t wait for the next installment if there is one.

Don't beg. It's a turn off. Turn it around. Do things to her that drive her nuts. Tease her with things that she likes (and eventually give it to her).

Basically, get her to the point where she wants it. Then, explain to her how you feel. *Do not* do a quid pro quo thing (I'll do this if you do that). However, when she does do things that you like, reward her.

We woman can be maniuplated. If you do it nice and use it to pleasure us, we don't mind. (Yes a gross generalization that might not apply to your GF but you knew that).

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But you also got some skills in writing cause man very descriptive, very erotic. Can’t wait for the next installment if there is one.

Thank you! Yes, there will be a next installment but I need to take a break for a day or so. The next part of that incident is the final part where I end up on my back.

I don't often say this angela, but your honesty and sharing is incredible. Reading this gave me some strange moment of clarity here at 3am that I don't often have. Thanks so much for your effort, it is much appreciated.

And another one...

Note: not part of the same series. Different day.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/journal...72&action=view

Finally, Part III of the 8/3/03 series.

There's no spanking or SM... Just some really hard, passionate screwing.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/journal...72&action=view

That's great stuff Angela!

Haven't gotten through all entries yet, 'cause I actually have some work to do... your making it... difficult..

Thanks for being so intimate!

emm yeh fun fun fun cant wait to tell you how good my wank was! no thanks

You are amasing Angle. you story helps me masterbate with my friend (we are cybering right now ;D). Thank you for the stories... hey, maybe I will be brave enough to post something here... maybe : (

Last night, i gave my girlfriend a full body massage, then she gave me one,

Afterwards, she crawled on top of me, and rode me. We tried something new, i held her really close to my body, her tits pressing against my chest

this worked wonderful! A very erotic position, with a lot of body contact.

We even managed to come together, something that doesnt happen very often with us. A wonderful night

Inspired by my new hero *Air45* I chose to break the monotony of my working day with a quickie in the office toilet.

Armed with only a mental image of the 40ish year old lady who made my bacon sandwich this morning, I achieve sexual pleasure in 1 minute 32 seconds (from first stroke to first squirt).

I'm now paranoid, thinking my colleagues know what I've just done.

I'll try to beat that time tomorrow.

insane pleasure is mine, thanks you to angela146! her sexy way with words engorges my cock to the spilling overflow, for sure!

i imagine her to be bending over for me, or that i am lucky hubby to fill her and imagine my orgasm! (here is a hint! it is explosive!)

i am enjoying busting a nut, thanks to tfp!

hey!!
 

I think this thread is a great idea and not too many people are going with it! I'm not a very good descriptive writer soo I guess Ill just try and explain what happened a few nights ago the last time we fucked...

My girlfriend and I came home from a party and she was the one driving so she had nothing to drink. I on the other hand was feeln a little tipsy (By tipsy I mean feeling really good - not to the point of being sick and throwing up)
We were sitting in her basement watching a movie and I was really bored cuz I couldn't pay attention. I think she was too because she was starting to fall asleep. She had a low cut shirt on so I pulled down her shirt and started to lick her nipples. I just kept switching off nipples and rubbing the other with my hand. This started to get her horny and she told me to fuck her. I pulled off her pants and it was really ackward so I told her to stand up. I wanted to fuck her from behind but usually this makes me bust too fast and she knew this and didn;t want to. So i told her just let me get off first and ill try to bust as fast as i can so we can go at it again soon. So I busted in about 3 mins...(I dont have very good sexual endurance and hitting it from behind is myt favorite position). Then I took a 5 min break and she sat on top of her laundry machine and leaned into me while I rocked her. I don't know if she came or not but we went at it for about 20 mins then we were both kinda tiredd of it and I went home.

This brings me to my next point...how do u know for sure if a girl cums?

Please more people post this could be very interesting...ill post next time we have sex

Because of finals and work, I haven't seen my gf in what feels like forever, and I haven't had time to pleasure myself. After walking down the aisles of a local asian supermarket, I spotted this young woman with a tattoo on her back. She was wearing a very sheer tank top and short shorts. She had amazing breasts for an asian girl, and her body was absolutely amazing.

*enter dream sequence*
I walk up to her and we start making out like there's no tomorrow. Her chest begs to be released from the gaudy fabric, and without delay her top is ripped off. Her nipples, pink and soft as velvet travels up and down my body, the pressure of her body sending shockwaves through mine. She strips down and spreads her cunt open, her juices flowing over her fingertips. She takes my cock on a tour of her body, a wild and wet ride that nearly brings me to my knees. We make love right there in the middle of the aisle for all eyes to see. She pushes me over, taking control of my body. I become her slave. She rides my cock until the point of eruption, but stops just in time. She repeats this tease until I've had enough. I throw her over onto the floor and have my way with her. Taking her from behind, I thrust myself into her. She lets out a whimper, which turns to moans, which turns to screams of pleasure. My hands work her body over like a ceramic sculptor, kneading her massive breasts, rubbing her clit, sticking my finger in those oh so naughty places. Her body heat, the sounds being emitted from her body, the feeling of warm cunt, all this has taken its tole, and I come into her like a volcano, spilling my hot lava over her sandy shores. She takes my cock in her mouth, intent on taking out all that I've stored away.
*end scene*
Whew, it's always better the second time around.

ROFL!!
i hope you drink lots of water...coz i know a guy who fainted coz of dehydration caused by excessive masterbation :))

I just can't do it. Just think of all the trees I'd be killing considering the amount of paper I'd go through.

My last sex was around mid March. During this time, I could only enjoy the pleasure with my right hand. My last round was completed 2 days ago. Sometimes, I forgot about it completely. I only stroke off when I am bored.

My next scheduled sex session should be early July. My next self-release session could be tonight before sleep. If I am bored, again.

Thats why I just use a sock.

yes so i officially deflowered a virgin last weekend.....yay....wasnt all that good (obviously) but i have time in which to train him ;)
*evil grin and laugh* muahahahahaha!

Wow. I'd gladly pay you to think up some more stuff like this for me :p

This is a great idea, and once I have a real life, recent story, I'll post.

angela146's journal is now locked....BTW....unfortunate for those of us who weren't part of TFP last year...yes, I'm a rookie still....

Yesterday was my high school graduation open house. Afterwards, four of my friends - three girls and one guy - stayed to hang out. The five of us were in my room, all laying on the bed, and we put in some porn. First my All-Star Lesbians DVD, and then some hetero stuff that I'd downloaded. The whole time, my friend who I'll just call "Jill" was laying next to me. It should be said that Jill is 15 years old, yet very hot with large, perky breasts. Another note is that my friends call me "The King of Head" due to my tongue's fast movement.

As we sit there watching, we pretty much find out that Jill is getting really horny. My friends, knowing that I hadn't gotten any in a long time, left my bedroom and watched TV in the other part of the basement. Jill and I stayed behind, and I climbed into bed next to her. "What's up?" I asked, my best cocky smile on my face. Saying nothing, she pulled me close to her, exploring my mouth with her tongue. Maybe a little too much; she wasn't the best kisser, but I've kissed worse. We kissed for about five seconds before my hand began to caress her thighs, and then I moved inward. She took my hand and put it down her pants, and it was then that I began to stroke her clit, feeling her body move along with it.

Before long, I was eating her out. I flicked my tongue around her clit, spelled the alphabet, and other things that I've learned in my years of giving head. She shaves and tasted sweet, which is always a nice thing. As I began to suck on her clit, she whispered, "bite it." Softly nibbling on her clit sent her into throes of passion, and my friends later related that they thought we were having sex based on her movement and moaning. I kept nibbling, alternating with periods of lightly flicking my tongue up and down over her clit, and eventually led her into an intense orgasm by applying more pressure.

"You have no idea how bad I want you in me right now." That was the first thing she said after we were done. If you recall her age and the event that had occured earlier in the day, then you know why I did not fulfill her desire. But I did show her that there are guys who can eat out well; she opened the door and told our other friends, "the title is true!"

Comments appreciated.

I can't be absolutely sure, but it seems that angela146's works have been published at literotica.com --> http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions

The stories seem to have similar titles and subject matter.

pudpounding losing it's aura
 

What would we do without astroglide.
The guy who makes it lives down the street from me. The house is a friggin' (haha) mansion.

Actually I don't pound the monkey any more, the 2nd wife gives such great head that I can't keep up (haha again).

Porn video/pics: Video of this white guy eating out this hot shaven girl with fake tits. Later cock-riding and cum all over stomach.

Lube: Canola oil. Cheap, odor-less, efficient.

Place: In front of computer. Holy source of porn.

As I sat there in my old office chair, I was turned on by the new porn video that I just downloaded. His tounge licking her clit and her moans of pleasure. I started to dump the canola oil all over my giant member. After her (fake) orgasm, she started sucking the guy's cock. Thats when I started stroking my large penis. It felt so good, I hardly remembered that there was a porn video playing on my comp. When I opened my eyes again, the video was showing the guys cock going in and out of the girls clean-shaven pussy. This really turned me on, and I stroked faster and harder.
Different camera angles delighted me and I was soon going at it very very fast. Then I could feel it coming and I came all over the keyboard and on my shirt and boxers (which already had cum on it from the day's previous masturbation- I hadnt bothered to clean up) and I let out a sigh of pleasure.

Well I just had to share too...lol. Not too long ago I had meet a very sexy woman online and we would e-mail or instant message each other during work with erotic thoughts and stories just to make the day go by longer. Most of the say I would sit at work with an erection that just wouldn't seem to go away. I work in a fairly conservative office environment so had to be careful, but it also made it exciting at the same time. Well, this sexy lady who was 5'6", blonde, green eyes, 36D and a great ass I must tell you wrote me one day and said she had purchased a webcam and wondered if I wanted to view her on it...of course I did not object ;-) She turned on the webcam and was wearing a tube top and a skirt and had her hair up and looked fantastic...we continued messaging each other and she told me how excited it made her to have me watching her and how wet she was getting...I decided to close my office door for some privacy but I do not have a lock on it, but anyway my cock was about ready to burst I think when she slid her tube top down and revealed her gorgeous breasts...that did it for me...I couldn't contain myself any longer as she started to play with her tits as I watched, I had to unzip my slacks right there in the office and stroke myself until i came ...which took about 20 seconds!!! lol...it was so good. Funny part of the story is I was just putting myself back together and had closed the webcam when my boss walked right into my office without knocking!! A couple minutes earlier and I was toast!!

Porn: 18 year old getting fucked by guy with deformed cock.

Same place, lube.

I am very turned on by the porno movies that I downloaded.
They are all at least 30 mins long and there are many of them.
Usually it takes me about 20 or so minutes to cum, but with these movies im getting off in 5 minutes, even if it is my 3 or 4th time that day.

I had promised myself not to masturbate for one whole day yesterday night, and now it is time. I did this to ensure more semen and a stronger orgasm. Nonetheless it worked.

I had downloaded the movie, but the first 5-6 minutes were nothing but talk. Then she started taking her clothes off.
Her breasts were very beautiful. Her nipples were very round.
They looked soft and real and I imagined I was fondling them.

By then I was very turned on and my ten inch member was swollen. It begged to get lubed up and stroked. Finally, after much anticipation, I took it out of my cum-stained pants and greased it up. Up and down, up and down..

By now the movie was on the blowjob part, and I was loving the pleasure my right hand gave to me. The man in the movie moaned in pleasure, and I moaned with him. It seemed that we were both loving the pleasure!

Soon the man in the movie ripped off the girl's thong and pushed her lightly onto the couch. Then he started fucking her hot wet pussy and she screamed in delight. I was going very fast and hard and it was as though I was fucking a real vagina.

Now she started to ride him like a horse. It was very hot and sexy and I stroked my penis at 45 mph. I could feel that orgasm was inevitable. I felt it coming. I creamed all over my pants and shirt and my right hand. It felt good, and the orgasm was to die for.

Hmm, OK, time for me to brag. Just finished with Amy. (see http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=60806 )

I offered her oral, and she agreed, and trotted out to the shower to wash up and shave. She got back, and I started fingering her for a bit, then went down on her until my tounge was tired. Then I managed to get her off twice with my hands, which gave me a huge ego boost, because she said she usualy can't get off without a penis in her.

I know its been awhile but in the past 10 months i have learned a few more things....
Like how much more porn there is on the internet..alway there and ready for your stroking event...
as wel as different things one can use for lube...like oils and food stuffs...
out of desperation i grabbed a jar of peanut butter...
Unfortunatly i found out that after a few strokes ..that one must make sure the peanut butter is NOT the crunchy kind!!!!!!!!
and what ever you do dont try to warm it up in the microwave!!!
any way have fun and be safe

Wow, 92 sec. I haven't came that fast since I was 13. Cuming quickly comes in handy in public places.

Instead of lotion, I use baby oil. I've found that lotion tends to dry up and there's that interuption of reaplication of the stuff. And maybe I'll teach you people my secret technique, no hands.

If you can't tell, you aren't doing it right ;)

No but really, some girls don't say or do anything when they come and you can't tell, unless you are sensetive enough to feel their muscles contract around your penis. And even then sometimes you can't tell because I often have orgasms without contractions, in fact I often prefer it that way because the contractions sometimes hurt.

Just swallow your pride and ask your girl to tell you when she is close, and when she finishes. That way you can get to know the way she feels and acts when she is aroused and when she finally comes; I'm sure most people have some sort of signal (clenched fists, funny face, shriek).

Hey Mr. Halx, you were going to put in your 2 cents in this tread of your's, right?

I need masturbation advice

I used to wank using baby oil.
But now this hurts in my balls the next day or two.
KY just isn't sloppy enough.
Any tips?

Steve

I tell my girl to tell me when she's cumming because I think it sounds hot... I'm also always informed. :)