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09-01-2009, 10:13 AM
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Misanthropic
Location: Ohio! yay!
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12 inches is the norm on the internet. I am pretty sure everyone here is far above normal. Except me
 Seriously, I don't know. Never measured. All I can say it it makes some women say "woah!" and others say "whenever you are ready" Penis size is a number like age, as long as you are using it well, who cares?
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09-01-2009, 10:21 AM
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follower of the child's crusade?
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Also never measured it... it seems a wierd thing to do really.
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09-01-2009, 10:26 AM
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Location: Atlanta
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I'm a female. I have experience. And size does not matter for me. But what does have a bearing on how well I get off, is how much I care for the man. I've been with a virtual mule before and I had to fake it almost every time. But the one who I'm with now - he's the smallest I've ever been with. And we have the deepest, most passionate and outright beautiful sex I've ever had in my life.
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09-01-2009, 10:30 AM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Noboy ever said "get that thing away from me", and nobody ever said "is it in yet", so I guess I'm not below average - a couple of "you expect me to put that in where" comments make me thing it's not SMALL, but whether it's LARGE is another matter.
I'm happy with what I've got, and so was everyone I've showed it to, as far as I could tell.
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09-01-2009, 10:42 AM
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Misanthropic
Location: Ohio! yay!
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09-01-2009, 11:00 AM
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Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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how big am i?
i'm 6'10, 174kg. not sure how i compare with your boyfriend, but i'm guessing that im just a tad bigger and a bit heavier..but thats just my prejudicial guess.
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09-01-2009, 11:20 AM
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Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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napoleon CROMPlex i see?
it's ok dude, i wont tell TFP.. there's only one way to prove it dude... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...our-bulge.html
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09-01-2009, 11:24 AM
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Location: NC
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I agree with woods 100%.......size does not matter at all to me. Unless its the size of a baby carrot. And as for Crompsin....how does gaping orifice sound any better then Dooter???? lol
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09-01-2009, 11:42 AM
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Location: Near Raleigh, NC
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I'm big alright. Sure. Haven't put a ruler up next to it, but it's at least longer than my hand is wide. Unfortunately I got small hands ( or maybe fortuneately :-) )
Now, how big do I need to be?
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09-01-2009, 12:01 PM
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Location: Ohio! yay!
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09-01-2009, 12:02 PM
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Location: Windiwana
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09-01-2009, 12:38 PM
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Location: Canada
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Ruler next to the penis, why? So I can brag at parties?
I used to worry about size before I started having sex. Then I realized how little any woman actually handling my Boom Stick is going to care. By the time you get naked for the horizontal baby dance she's likely invested enough time and energy to give it a go anyway, and once you're in the trenches the size is far less important than what you do with it. Slow Down, Pay Attention. Want to be a good lover? That's all there is to it. For the record (and so no one can say that I take the fun out of everything even though that is actually my goal), reports indicate that I am about average, perhaps ever so slightly above. My member is entirely unremarkable.
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09-01-2009, 12:48 PM
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Location: US
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I measured 7 when I was a teenager. Probably 6 1/2 now. I might have forced 7 back then, really I don't remember. Doesn't matter, I've been married 12 years and she likes it just as much as ever (actually more now, it seems).
Oh and I'm 6'2, 210lbs. Might be 6'1 with my shoes off. Been a long time for that number, too.
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09-01-2009, 01:08 PM
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Please touch this.
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Location: Manhattan
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Size may not "matter" but it sure makes a difference.
I've been with girls who loved the cock: "Your cock is fucking amazing!" I've been with girls who couldn't handle it: "I'm afraid to move because I think its hunting me." And this is before I start moving my hips...
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09-01-2009, 06:49 PM
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Location: France
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I'm over average, but I don't feel like measuring.
Last time I did I cared more, and I think it was around 7.5. Strangely enough I feel like it's gotten a little bit shorter and a little thicker.
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09-01-2009, 06:59 PM
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Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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09-01-2009, 07:02 PM
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Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
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7 inches...
For what it's worth.
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09-01-2009, 07:04 PM
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Location: Cake Town
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I am this big:
|-----------------------------| 1 inch on screen equals to approximately 5 in real life. And screw you all who have super high resolutions.
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09-01-2009, 07:06 PM
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About 6". Also measured in college/high school days, compared with a few friends. I was in the middle. I'm guessing, not really scientifically, that average is around 6". Obviously the range is wide. Prediction: Replies here could play out to give the illusion that average is a bit larger than that, because there will be more respondents with a larger size than average, than the opposite, I'm guessin'. Plus I'm thinkin' there might be a larger-than-average dick size to this whole establishment.
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09-01-2009, 07:11 PM
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Location: Greater Boston area
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My job affords me the opportunity to see more penis' than I would care to either admit or count.
Average is about 4-5". Had to put a catheter in one guy where it just barely fit. There were a few where I had to push down on the lower abdomen to get it to poke out. |
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09-01-2009, 07:43 PM
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09-01-2009, 08:10 PM
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Location: Somewhere... Across the sea...
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I love living in Japan. It always looks so big in their little hands.
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09-01-2009, 08:30 PM
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Location: Large City, Texas.
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I don't understand the question. Big in what way?
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09-01-2009, 10:09 PM
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Abit over 5..but I'm happy with that.
On the lower end of the average range, but hey, I'm a smaller guy in general so it's proportionate at least. Sadly, the info is always skewed as it's those who have large penises that provide information/measurements..even in most surveys, while the small avoid participating (not that I can necessarily blame them).
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09-02-2009, 01:34 AM
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This thread should be over in humor because there's some good laughs to be had.
I really don't know how you guys managed to never measure your dicks. The idea is just so foreign to me, even if you know it doesn't matter, aren't you the least bit curious? With the competitive nature of teen boys, how did the subject never come up?
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09-02-2009, 01:36 AM
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Leaning against the -Sun-
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funnily enough I read an article yesterday that said with some precision what length small, average, large and extra-large penises were.
below average was under 4 inches. average was 5-6 inches. large was above 7 inches. extra-large was above 8 inches. There ya go. I could tell you that in practice, this is not what matters. But that's not what you asked for!
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09-02-2009, 10:09 AM
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follower of the child's crusade?
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"my dick is eight inches
at least thats what I say to bitches even though I gotta lie and add two extra fake inches" (RA the Rugged Man) _ But I still havent measured my own cock... not lying, cant imagine why a straight bloke would want to do that personally... although this thread did make me consider digging out my toolbox for the tape measure, but then I couldnt be bothered to have to summon up a hard on to measure it, and when Im getting down to business with my girlfriend it doesnt come to mind (plus Im kinda scared what on earth she would think if I was like "hang on a minute , I just want to measure this thing....") ---------- Post added at 07:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:07 PM ---------- Quote:
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09-02-2009, 10:17 AM
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Please touch this.
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