Would You Pay?
 

A friend of a friend just revealed that she is thinking about carrying on a family tradition. Seems her mother has charged her father $50 for every bj given. She didn't charge him for straight sex, but figured the bj was "special" and deserving of a reward for her. Rumor has it that mom has amassed a rather sizable bank account over the years.

So the daughter's thinking of a price list for services. She thinks her husband will likely be agreeable. He doesn't need to reciprocate. This is her, doing things to/for him. Getting in the mood isn't required...

Here's what she's thinking:
handjob $20
blowjob $30
bj with swallow $40
anal $100

What do you think? Would you do this? Pay for this? Are the prices in line?

I told her he needs to pay more. Do you agree?

You think he should pay more? Shouldn't there be a lifetime membership or something?

whats the difference between sex for money with strangers, and sex for money with people you know.

she has a thriving business going on here. do you know if she's paying her taxes?

as far as I know, she hasn't started collecting yet, she just thinks it's a good idea.

Seems a little goofy/creepy to me... but if she's planning to charge, shouldn't she get a pretty good price? BTW, I've been married for 27 years and have NO idea how much is too much... I just figured if mom had gotten $50, shouldn't cost of living adjustments raise the rates?

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This will be with her husband only. No outside parties allowed.

one word comes to mind..

DUMB.

Getting in the mood isn't required? Sounds like bundles of fun, especially that anal part... :\

I have no idea if the prices are in line. I'd think this was ok as a fun one off. As a regular thing...it seems really odd to me.

If you're with someone you love, the last thing you want to feel is that you are required to pay them to get them to do what pleases you. I would say something is off in a relationship where one partner thinks the things they do for the other partner are payable favours...

yeah I'm boring like that.

Dumb and offensive.

To me, it utterly cheapens the idea of sex between partners. When it becomes a strictly monetary transaction all of the love is taken out of it. I give my SO BJs because I LOVE him and want to please him, not because I want to make a quick buck.

Admittedly, long-term relationships and marriage have long been an economic transaction of sorts, and this puts that out there on the table, but I think it does it in such a way that it really can't be good over the long term.

Why pay those rates when he could probably find it elsewhere for free?

why not monopoly money? if its to make money, then i abhor this idea. id hate that i'd have to give my partner money in order to be sexually fulfilled. does she take IOU's?

ill ask again..

whats the difference between sex for money with strangers, and sex for money with people you know.

Wait, can he pay $140 for ass-to-mouth, or is it $150 ($10 extra premium)?

This is retarded. The day my wife starts charging me for sex is the day I start considering divorce and sleeping with other women for free.

Not to mention I'd start thinking of her as a whore.

Absolutely ridiculous idea... divorce material IMO.

Maybe the husband should start charging for similar services.

I see this as making their marriage turn to crap very quickly. If the marriage is good and there is communication, she should be able to ask for money from her husband without charging him for sex acts. I could see how something like this could be a fun one time thing, to maybe make it into a tawdry event with acting everything out (good call girl fantasy). But beyond that....bad idea.

Tell your friend to seriously reconsider and/or talk with her husband about her idea. If he finds it arousing, then I say go for it, but it should end when he is no longer comfortable with it. It will begin to change both his and her view of sex. You act like a prostitute, you may end up feeling like a prostitute.

That doesn't sound like a marriage of equal partners. How terribly sad. :sad:

BTW, as always, I go down free of charge. :thumbsup:

The husband should charge a $500 monthly "protection fee." :rolleyes:

Hey, lets turn the tables on this one and have the husband put the squeeze on the wife. He stashes all his money away and doesn't give her a single damn cent till she starts sucking.

Still seem like such a funny/silly idea?



Worst fucking idea I've ever heard.

The whole tone of this is that s certain acts are "special", her doing them is a treat for him (but not her) so he can reciprocate in cash.

Well that's fine, but if she wants to play that game he should charge her a $10 per minute waiting time every time she's not ready to leave the house on the appointed time, he should charge $50 for cunnilingus, he should demand a payment for having to listen politely to her mother (insert marital stereotype here).

See where this is going?

If my girlfriend or even wife offered this to me I'd quickly tell her to get the fuck out.


There is no way I'm gonna pay someone I love to blow me. She should want to please me as much as I should want to please her. If it's a burden that requires payment then you don't give two fucks about me.

This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard of

I'm with the "dumb idea" crowd. Cheapens the whole deal.

If the hooker on the corner gives handjobs for $15, what would stop him from going there? He just saved himself five bucks.

I join the "stupid idea" club.

Oh, I could work up a price sheet pretty easily.

Let's see:

$15 - Take out the trash
$20 - Dishes
$50 - Clean one bathroom
$75 - Accompany on a non-mall shopping trip
$130 - Shopping trip including the mall

Orgasms are complimentary.
As usual, you read my mind and said what I was thinking about ten times more tactfully.

If my wife asked for this I'd laugh because she's obviously joking. If I realized she wasn't I'd start thinking of a divorce.

Stupid as hell? Incredibly offensive? Dumbest thing on the board since I started posting?

Well, let's turn that frown upside down.

Guy comes home from the track with $1000 and demands nothing but anal for the next 3 days.

It better be one hell of a Blowjob because 300 bucks an hour is expensive!

If for some reason I pay and she's unable to perform the task, will she set up a substitute to replace her? It's a hefty price to pay without some kind of guarantee of service.

Anal 3 times a day?

I think I'd rather buy something useful. Like tickets to a concert and a medium priced dinner for another woman, get sex and have a shitton saved up for some toys.

EDIT:

Does the price mean he can request the services at any time of day or night? Say I feel like getting a hummer at 4 a.m. while she's sound asleep.

Nothing is more useful than teaching someone a valuable life lesson.

Ahem... sexually liberated woman.

Sorry! Sorry! I'd start thinking of her as a sexually liberated woman.

And good point.

does your friend's father think he couldn't get anyone else? or that it was normal for women to charge for blowjobs?

why would he put up with that garbage. he needs to toughen up.

add me to the 'dumb idea' club. I was trying to think up a witty response but I've got nuthin'.

Another vote for stupid to the core.

Sounds like a great recipe for cheating if you ask me. Why pay $30 for a blow job from you gf/wife when you could go find some drunk girl at the bar to do it for free? Since getting in the mood isn't required and the whole thing sounds about as clinical as possible why not?

Besides if she's going to charge rates I'd do what any responsible customer would do and shop around for the best deal. A hooker, maybe one of her friends might be much better at giving head and do so at a reduced price, it would be silly of me not to take my business elsewhere...unless she of course can provide a better blow job at competitive prices.

Honestly the whole idea is just REALLY strange and it sounds like there are so many issues under the surface of that relationship I wouldn't even know were to begin fixing it.

Let's not overthink this....

Take out the trash - copafeel
Dishes - handjob
Clean the bathroom - blowjob
Non-mall shopping trip - blowjob with swallow/facial
Shopping mall trip - anal

Pretty simple. It's called the bartering system. It's how the majority of sex has been negotiated since the beginning of time. :shakehead:

Baraka, you're scaring me with your blatant sex talk.

...

Wife = Sexual vending machine?

Okay, better question: Where do you stuff all those Sacagawea dollars?

Riddle me this: why do husbands get out of bed in the morning?

It was really hard to be tactful.

I don't usually rely on vulgarity, but in this case...

no fucking way in hell!

Pfft. To go to work and get away from their wives.

There was a joke similar to this making the email rounds. I can't for the life of me remember how it goes. I think someone read the joke and made something up about a friend of a friend or cousin of a cousin or whatever it was, I'm much to lazy to scroll back up and look.

I can't even imagine how unappealing the whole situation must be. Sitting there your boxers, beer in hand, watching the game as your bored girlfriend gives you head while reading a magazine and stuffing 20's in her pocket. Well...heck know that I write that it does sound pretty F'n hot.

Seriously though sexual favors in a relationship should be fun and something you want to do because you love and care about one another...not a chore. Anybody who's ever had sex with somebody not in the mood knows just how awful, boring and uninspired it can be and I really can't imagine anything being more of a turn off then handing my gf a wad of cash and saying "roll over". Honestly in this situation I'd just rather go watch porn and take care of myself then reduce sex with my gf to a business transaction.

D I V O R C E

Enough said.

Man, I should twist up some of the email chainletters I receive and make notable threads out of them.

Dee-eye-vee-oh-arr-see-ee! I'll tell ya what it means to me!

Dee-eye-vee-oh-arr-see-ee! I'm tellin' ya how I'mma gonna be free!

*ahem*

I mean...yeah, despite how much fun I've been having with this thread so far, yeah....this would trigger divorce proceedings. If I wanted anal that bad, I'll go out and find some.

Silence, Happily Married Male (HMM)!

Okay, well... the Toronto trip is off. I bet this'll make for a great episode of Unsolved Mysteries, though.

Wrong Song, this one is better.

Actually, I'm technically a Happily Common Law Male (HCLM).

And I've been down "That Path" too, so.....

Do you have any idea how easy it is to get ass in this town? I don't either, but I can speculate. I bet you it's damn easy to get ass in this town. You should still come.

Sorry, man, I couldn't hear anything.

(Country music ended in the '80s.)

You, sir, just earned a beer. That's genuinely funny. Heh, I can only imagine how that would sound coming out of your mouth at 3 AM after a few drinks.

Hilarious.

I'll be in the Toronto area sometime later this year. I'm going to grad-moo-ate and be unemployed. This increases the wandering.

Wait, you've paid $20 for a weapons-free handjob?

You have no idea.

If there were such thing as a god of chaos, he would be pleased. This must come to pass.

No, no...I paid $2,000 to stop having to putting up with all the shit surrounding the weapons-fee handjobs. It comes to a point when awkward handjobs and robotic blowjobs just aren't worth it anymore.

You were married to a Wal-Mart prize claw machine?

And once again... where do you stuff the $1 coins?

The machine I had only accepted coins pressed out of my emotionally flash-frozen mojo.

This.


I can kinda see how women who aren't really into sex would try this, though, or at least think about trying it.



Also, now I have Mark Chestnutt stuck in my head. That's a terrible song. :p

absolutely no.

Depends what shes plannin on doin with the $.
Sometimes Tango would stuff $ in my panties
and later we might go to dinner on me,
or I might buy favorite things thing of his.
Or he might strip for me
and I might return the $ to his pocket.

Hey Baby, will you stop by the ATM on your way home...

If she's gonna be like that, I'd rather have the cash. :rolleyes:

maybe if I was so unattractive that I couldn't find any guys willing to bang me, even for just a night. I'm pretty horny all the time so I would need something other than a vibrator to satisfy that sometimes. so yes, I suppose I would pay for it in that situation? don't think I have to worry about that right now haha thank goodness!

Wow, I'm going to get really excited about doing the dishes and mall trips in the future.

Too bad this isn't in politics.

One could make the connection between this concept and capitalism, socialism would be a normal relationship where you support each other and perform the sex acts you want to, and communism would be mass orgies.

Hey, don't fuck up the fun with talk of politics. This is cheesy humor here.

Everybody knows Tilted Politics is a den of involuntary celibacy and angst.

I enjoy sex too much to take this too seriously. On the other hand, as a musician, one of the great things about it is being paid to do something I love.
Maybe this is kind of tongue-in-cheek (wait, that might cost extra, which cheeks are we talking about here?)
Why do we always separate handjob from blowjob? I can never completely separate handjob and blowjob, which to me go together like a horse and carriage. Better yet, a troika of handjob, blowjob, and titjob. I love doing these, so they would have to be free, but no, I wouldn't pay you to do you.

I'm not a prude, but there are some things that I just don't do. They're outside of my boundaries. I am not into anal. I've tried it enough to know that it just doesn't do anything for me. Same with facials. Gross! Swallow, yes, but facials are not even on my menu. The price would be just to high.

Lindy

I think that this is disgusting, but how many men trade chores or household activities for sex? How many married men take the kids to the mall all day or do all the house work hoping for some action? Only difference is the cash instead of the chore.

btw watching your kids should never be a chore....

If my wife did this I'd start looking for action on the side and her bank account would be broke, but first I'd look for a divorce lawyer and get my ducks inline.

I asked a buddy about this and he thought it was the norm for marriages. He said each of his 3 wives had charged him pretty much the same sort of thing.



Only difference was, they waited until the divorce to present the bill!

He could charge her $50 for foreplay and $100 to use lube. Unless she was happy to have unlubricated anal sex, both parties reach a happy medium.

He would be so gone so quickly.:grumpy:

Lindy

My Lady thought the idea was hot. As in, me leaving money on the dresser and telling her what service to perform. I thought it was funny because I'm a kept man. So I would just put a pile of money from the joint bank account beside the sex towels we keep stacked on the headboard. Depending on which end of the transaction timeline we're on we fetch the money or the towel. Maybe use the money as a towel if it's been laundered.

badump bump

How is this not locked yet?

Anywhere you want, but she gets to keep them.

I find this as disturbing and against everything I hold a healthy relationship to be as a woman poking holes in condoms with fucking pins.

Disgusting.

DISGUSTING.

The whole idea removes the concept of love, but if she wants to go there then the man needs his own schedule as well.

Which reminds me of a joke about the exchange rate a man charged his wife for major renovation projects.

Wallpaper bedroom = blowjob
remodel kitchen = anal
build a deck = bring a friend

Hey, I can use my carpentry hobby to get a threesome... talk about a win-win.

Why didn't I think of this?

One summer I helped a girlfriends dad re hot top his drive way...it was really long, all uphill and it was an unusually hot summer. If I could get a three way just for building a deck what could I have gotten for that?

Nothing, you should have started at the other end so it was downhill all the way! :P

This reminds me of an old joke:

A husband comes home to find his wife packing a suitcase.
He says, "What in God's name are you doing?
She replies, "I'm moving to Nevada. I just read that men there will pay me $100 to do what I've been giving away to you for free."
When he hears that, the husband pulls out his own suitcase and starts packing it.

His wife asks, "Now what the hell are you doing?"
He replies, "I'm going to Nevada, too."

"What for?" she asks.

"To see how you're gonna live on $300 a year."

While I agree with the majority opinion that setting this down as law in a relationship would be a bad idea, how many jokes are there out there that have a punch line concerning the wife getting a new diamond necklace any time she gives her man a bj? We pay for our favors in one way or another, most of us just dont use a cash menu :)

Some women just have a deep-seated craving to be paid for doing stuff like this. It's a fantasy some of them get into. They don't really want to be whores, get diseases, get beaten up, get addicted to drugs and die lonely while teeming with AIDS, they just want to feel 'cheap and dirty' or 'desirable' in some curious complex that exists in the Boschian landscape of the masterpiece known as the human mind. Illustrative examples using two *smoking hot* ex's.

Ex 1 was a professional dancer (of the non pole variety but that would have, and has been perfectly fine by me) that was vehemently opposed to anal. I stuck a finger up there once while licking her pussy and she came so fast and so hard she couldn't speak to me for almost a day afterwards. Which got me thinking.... Next time she was drunk and horny she got going with her usual cravings of all the stuff that is 'normally' repressed: asking me to slap her on the ass, 'treat me like a slut', and (you'll love this) *desperate* for a cheeseburger. Dancers just aren't allowed to have them. Before I know it, she starts off with the "i'll do *anything* for a cheeseburger... anything.. please...." Pretty soon I said the magic words and it was "please give me the cheeseburger, I'll let you cum in my ass"

Predictably, she came explosively within about 15 seconds of entry. I wasn't far behind.

Basically she wanted to be coerced into having the anal. It was the corruption of it all that made it hot.

Ex 2. Same drill, liked to be given difficult choices that she 'had' to yield to. As in "i'll let you fuck me in the ass if you get me a work permit." This from an incredibly educated, professional, cool, articulate, solid 10/10. Of course I bargained it out to a number of climaxes in her ass, which she loved.

Same deal.

All that said, I still think it's silly, but in the end it's amazing what they'll do for money.

:-D

While I can appreciate what you are saying, geeza, I wasn't saying anything about whatever fun fetishism, eroticism, or power dynamic play of the situation people get into.

I was talking about the objectificating, humiliating, frustration-inducing contest this situation would turn sex into. That's not always consensual, and it's not always healthy or positive, by any stretch of the imagination.

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And childish
And petty


This idea is just... wow... I think I actually lack the ability to describe how inane this idea/practice is. And shame on that guy that pays his wife for these "services."

Does she like feeling like a cheap prostitute sex robot? I guess that could be hot if it's your thing.

I wouldn't pay.

Im in this club, too.. There are so many things wrong with this idea that I cant even begin to articulate it properly, lol.

Why hasn't the OP replied to this thread?

He should show his friend the replies. Maybe she'll rethink her idea. Probably not, but it couldn't hurt.

I think it depends on the situation.

If the woman is working and making her own pay in the real world, then she should charge if she feels no desire to actually please her husband, but in the same regard the man should be able to charge her also.

If the woman isn't working and wants to charge, then the guy should hold out on supplying food, clothes, makeup, extra spending money, ect.. ect..

Hey fair is only fair. You want to grab a man by the balls, then you better be prepared for him to get defensive.

divorce the bitch immediately.....

serious issues there, and not apparently worth salvaging.....

her mom is no better than a whore, and she wants to be one too?

This is so incredibly dysfunctional. I'd dump her ass on the spot. Do not pass go, do not receive $200, get your shit and get the fuck out.

Definitelly no way I would accept a deal like that.... if I want a whore as wife, I would get a whore.... would be cheaper in the long run ;)

And where's the love and everybody gives.... so No BJ, no licking...

My simple reply....I think it's a bad idea.

The OP is obviously posting a fake post.
But interesting to read the real responses.

I'd never pay for sex, or things of the sort. I think it's kind of... not right.

It is not a fake post. I was simply relating to the TFP community something that was reported to me by a friend. I have no reason not to believe her story.

I would love to hear her reaction to the feedback, and whether she actually plans to continue the tradition. :)

OP: your friend's mother was a whore, the end.

Well, I've let the lady in question know about your reactions. She was quite surprised by the number of replies, but not the negativity.

She says she was just thinking out loud. Intimacy is something to share, not charge for.

She does find it difficult to look her parents in the eye, though.

If both the OP and the person the story was about disagree with the premise of the first post, why does this thread exist?

Seems a lot like:
X starts a thread titled "my friend wants to start using a tazer to discipline her 8 month old daughter, do you think this is a good idea?"
X waits 3 months and 90 horrified posts
X posts "she would never really do it, she knows it's a terrible idea, kids are meant to be loved not elecricuted!"

Well if I had a choice between paying (not like I don't pay for EVERYTHING already) and waiting til my birthday and hoping it would actually happen. I'd probably take the paying option. I think it's messed up that it comes up at all though.
Anyone who's married notice that when that ring gets put on her drive to do stuff with you and her willingness to do other stuff straight up dies?

News to me. I'm getting married this summer and I certainly know that nothing of the sort is likely to happen. If anything, the wedding kind of feels like a random party because we've been living together for so long. I know this may be true in some relationships, but I would say that it happens in relationships where there are underlying issues already.

So were we. It was just a formality. Before it used to be a lot then after it just completely stopped except on special occasions.

that's a fucking fact. i just got married in february, and it went from daily to weekly to monthly to WTF in the three months since then

If somebody I was in a relationship with suggested such a thing in any context other than a joke, sorry to be impolite, but I would tell them to do one.

If I found myself married to a person like this, I would count myself as cursed and cursed again. I wouldnt touch her or let her touch me and get out as fast as I could.

I'd rather have a wank than pay someone who is supposed to care about you.

What an absolutely vile idea.