Lessons on how to talk dirty
 

I'm dating this guy who likes to talk dirty in bed and I always find myself at a loss for words. Everytime I try to think of something sexy to say I sound ridiculous, and I get self conscious. I need some help! I really like this guy and I want to keep him around. What can I say to him that will turn him on and make me feel like a sex goddess/porn star instead of an inexperienced lover?

check out these threads for some ideas:

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...r-say-you.html

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...uring-sex.html

Definitely check out the threads...

One piece of specific advice I would offer is to avoid overuse of euphemism. "Pussy" and "cock" or whatever slang term for "genitalia" are fine, but there's a point where euphemism becomes funny father than sexy. On the other hand, I'd have to say that anatomical terms may sound ridiculous as well. An ex once asked if I wanted him to touch my vagina. I thought he was joking and laughed at loud.

Penis is definitely stupid sounding, but I think that dick sounds just about as stupid.

Yeah, anatomically correct terminology is never hot and always funny. My exwife and I had a 45 minute laugh fest in the middle of intercourse because we used the proper names of everything. Interesting to laugh and orgasm at the same time, though.

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Have you considered reading adult fiction for ideas? Lotsa smutty dialog in there that may be suitable.

I dont talk at all.... Thanks for the thread

Okay... how about I get some male perspective. Guys!!! What would you love to here a woman say to you during sex?

Sorry Chastitty, I'm a virgin.

Realistic words of encouragement always turn me on:

"You give it to me within my modest expectations."

"Oh, you're big enough. Well within average size."

"You do a sufficient job of nearly fucking my brains out."

etc.

(j/k)

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Uh, I think anything that would turn you on is what guys would like... just make it appropriate to the equipment.

The key to success is using vocal communication to direct your partner to better please you instead of being on your back and doing nothing except moaning and hoping he gets off quick so you can get back to doing something you really enjoy. Any kinda sex talk is good as long as it leads to you getting what you need and your partner enjoying themselves at the same time. It's very Dr. Phil, I know, but it's all true.

"Jesus Christ, its the size of a babies arm"

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**crickets**