Thanksgiving goodies - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

hotandheavy · 11-22-2006, 06:12 PM

Things you can say at Thanksgiving and not get slapped!

01. Talk about a huge (turkey)breast!

02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside
moist.

03. It's Cool Whip time!

04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

05. That's one terrific spread!

06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

07. Are you ready for seconds yet?

08. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all
these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of
that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Happy Thanksgiving

zed wolf · 11-23-2006, 06:41 AM

After readint the title I was wondering how you were going to incorperate 'thanksgiving goodies' into sex talk!
Good job!

Kazic · 11-23-2006, 08:49 AM

Very Impressive indeed!

Ourcrazymodern? · 11-23-2006, 03:26 PM

I like turkey. We had lamb today.

Ourcrazymodern? · 11-27-2006, 07:36 PM

Um, maybe tilted humor? Communication is what it is, yes?

Dilbert1234567 · 11-27-2006, 08:11 PM

funny, welcome to the board, and this belongs in tilted humor.

11-22-2006, 06:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
hotandheavy Upright Location: Western WI	Thanksgiving goodies Things you can say at Thanksgiving and not get slapped! 01. Talk about a huge (turkey)breast! 02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 03. It's Cool Whip time! 04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 05. That's one terrific spread! 06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 07. Are you ready for seconds yet? 08. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! Happy Thanksgiving

11-23-2006, 08:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
Kazic Psycho Location: Fortress of Solitude	Very Impressive indeed! __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

11-27-2006, 07:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Um, maybe tilted humor? Communication is what it is, yes? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

11-27-2006, 08:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	funny, welcome to the board, and this belongs in tilted humor. __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

11-23-2006, 06:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
zed wolf Crazy Location: The Darkest Parts Of Places Unknown	After readint the title I was wondering how you were going to incorperate 'thanksgiving goodies' into sex talk! Good job!

11-23-2006, 03:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I like turkey. We had lamb today.