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Yakk 09-09-2008 08:42 AM

LHC -- destroyed the earth yet?
 
This website produces an up-to-the-minute report on the status of the LHC (large supercollider, being turned on today for testing) destroying the earth or not:
Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the earth yet?
Thought that might be useful.

snowy 09-09-2008 08:55 AM

There will also be a live webcast:

Live webcast

Technically, the collider will be turned on at roughly 3:30am EDT, so you don't need to start paying attention until then.

fresnelly 09-09-2008 09:28 AM

It better not destroy the earth because I'll be pissed if my last meal turns out to be KFC.

Baraka_Guru 09-09-2008 09:32 AM

If it does destroy the earth...or the universe...we're not going to know about it.

Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely our living in a continuous loop of human history trapped within our disembodied minds a la Matrix.

Maybe it happened 10,000 years ago—that is, years as previously measured by the Earth's former orbital cycles.

Charlatan 09-09-2008 02:25 PM

If it does destroy the earth...or the universe...we're not going to know about it.

Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely our living in a continuous loop of human history trapped within our disembodied minds a la Matrix.

Maybe it happened 10,000 years ago—that is, years as previously measured by the Earth's former orbital cycles.

Baraka_Guru 09-09-2008 02:59 PM

Don't call me up, when you figure it out
I've got nothing more to say to you.
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MexicanOnABike 09-09-2008 03:18 PM

If it does destroy the earth...or the universe...we're not going to know about it.

Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely our living in a continuous loop of human history trapped within our disembodied minds a la Matrix.

Maybe it happened 10,000 years ago—that is, years as previously measured by the Earth's former o... wait, this looks like deja vu.

roachboy 09-09-2008 03:22 PM

Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely a loop.

Baraka_Guru 09-09-2008 04:12 PM

.pool a ylerem si ytilaer sa ees ew tahw dna deneppah ydaerla s'ti ebyaM
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.kcis uoy ekam ti

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ASU2003 09-09-2008 04:16 PM

I would like the physicists to come up with what it would take to destroy the world. Then my evil plan will be one step closer to reality. [evil laugh]HA HA HA HA[/evil laugh]

The runaway black hole theory is interesting, but shouldn't work due to the fact that any matter that gets sucked in will only provide a little more mass, but no more energy. You will need a lot more constant gravitational energy to keep drawing matter into it. And even at the core of the Earth there wouldn't be enough energy to keep it going.

And the great part about this stance is if I and a bunch of other scientists are wrong, it won't matter.

Charlatan 09-09-2008 07:10 PM

If it does destroy the earth...or the universe...we're not going to know about it.

Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely our living in a continuous loop of human history trapped within our disembodied minds a la Matrix.

Maybe it happened 10,000 years ago—that is, years as previously measured by the Earth's former orbital cycles.

telekinetic 09-09-2008 07:34 PM

I'm not the only one who looked at the source for that page, am I?

Code:

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<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
  <title>Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the earth yet?</title>
  <!-- the first person to ask for an RSS feed gets a free black hole in their junk

ok FINE here
-->

<link rel="alternate" title="Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the earth yet?" href="http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/rss.xml" type="application/rss+xml" />
  <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
</head>

<body style="text-align: center; padding-top: 200px;">

  <span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 120pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; text-decoration: none; color: black;"  >NO</span>

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/oh god I'm a nerd....runs away

roachboy 09-10-2008 03:43 AM

are we still here?

Baraka_Guru 09-10-2008 03:47 AM

here still we are

roachboy 09-10-2008 03:50 AM

how do you know?

Baraka_Guru 09-10-2008 03:55 AM

you do know how

roachboy 09-10-2008 03:59 AM

Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely a loop.

Baraka_Guru 09-10-2008 05:31 AM

what happened is already merely reality and it's a loop we see as Maybe.
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spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear

it make you sick.

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telekinetic 09-10-2008 05:32 AM

<!-- oh shit bears! -->

roachboy 09-10-2008 05:35 AM

i wanted to watch the beams move around the accelerator, but all i saw streaming was a black hole.
time is short.
i just know to watch the beams move the accelerator streaming was a black hole.
time is shor
i watch the beams move the accelerator hole.
time is sho
i watch the accelerator hole.
tim








i wanted to watch the beams move around the accelerator, but all i saw streaming was a black hole.
time is short.
i just know to watch the beams move the accelerator streaming was a black hole.
time is shor
i watch the beams move the accelerator hole.
time is sho
i watch the accelerator hole.
ti

Baraka_Guru 09-10-2008 06:06 AM

a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handleeldnah revlis tepmurt detagurroc sti enohpomarg a
spinning dog. such faithfulness it hearreah ti ssenlufhtiaf hcus .god gninnips

it make you sick..kcis uoy ekam ti
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<!-- oh god gninnips! -->

roachboy 09-10-2008 06:09 AM

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flas...en/backmasking

Baraka_Guru 09-10-2008 06:54 AM

http://www.spinningdogbrewery.co.uk/...ictorylogo.jpg

roachboy 09-10-2008 06:59 AM

http://www.ciai-s.net/black-holes.jpg

Baraka_Guru 09-10-2008 07:31 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ctions.svg.png

roachboy 09-10-2008 07:33 AM

Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely a loop.

Baraka_Guru 09-10-2008 07:48 AM

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/customa...tar5500_43.gif
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.uoy ot yas ot erom gnihton tog ev'I

ring 09-10-2008 08:03 AM

Theredpillbluepillredpillbluepill is a pre-view and an after-view.


Please pass the Fruit-Loops.

Jove 09-10-2008 09:59 AM

Where is Gordon Freeman?!?

LoganSnake 09-10-2008 10:35 AM

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!

Baraka_Guru 09-10-2008 10:44 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...issors.svg.png
Ce ne sont pas des ciseaux.

Quote:

MOVE "0" TO COUNTER
LOOP ADD "1" TO COUNTER
COMPARE COUNTER TO "10"
GOTO LOOP IF UNEQUAL
STOP
Dieses ist nicht eine schleife.

Cynosure 09-10-2008 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistedmosaic (Post 2521625)
I'm not the only one who looked at the source for that page, am I?

You're the only one who cared enough to look.

:p

roachboy 09-11-2008 11:18 AM

http://www.andrews.edu/~calkins/math/webtexts/klein.gif

dlish 09-11-2008 12:27 PM

ground hog day.. yep it's definately already ended...

If it does destroy the earth...or the universe...we're not going to know about it.

Maybe it's already happened and what we see as reality is merely our living in a continuous loop of human history trapped within our disembodied minds a la Matrix.

Maybe it happened 10,000 years ago—that is, years as previously measured by the Earth's former orbital cycles.

tenchi069 09-17-2008 09:34 PM

Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?

Best source for your information regarding colliders and world destruction.

Baraka_Guru 09-18-2008 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenchi069 (Post 2526796)
Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?

Best source for your information regarding colliders and world destruction.

That domain was registered 10,000 years ago. The site was posted moments later....

ASU2003 09-19-2008 03:12 PM

I think time traveling aliens sabotaged it for us to make sure the transformer didn't fail during the first collision test.

telekinetic 09-19-2008 06:27 PM

Here, if you want to keep tabs on it, is a link to live webcams. Pretty neat!

LHC Compact Muon Solenoid Experiment Webcams

biznatch 04-06-2009 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoganSnake (Post 2521898)
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!

respect notch ++

span2 10-15-2009 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ASU2003 (Post 2528354)
I think time traveling aliens sabotaged it for us to make sure the transformer didn't fail during the first collision test.

Perhaps they did: The Collider, the Particle and a Theory About Fate



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