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Cynthetiq · 05-12-2004, 06:59 AM

Need a gift for your ricer friend?

irseg · 05-12-2004, 07:13 AM

Hehehe, looks like something they'd buy.

I went to AutoZone the other day to get a shift knob to replace the badly worn one on my T-Bird. I had to look all over to find one that didn't light up, wasn't made out of fake chrome/aluminum/carbon fiber, wasn't bright red or yellow, etc. Finally way in the back I found one that's just normal black leather. But they couldn't even totally leave it alone, it's shaped in some goofy way to look "cool" but in reality it just looks rather dumb and is uncomfortable. I wish this rice crap would go away so I can buy normal parts again.

Scorps · 05-12-2004, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by irseg
Hehehe, looks like something they'd buy.

I went to AutoZone the other day to get a shift knob to replace the badly worn one on my T-Bird. I had to look all over to find one that didn't light up, wasn't made out of fake chrome/aluminum/carbon fiber, wasn't bright red or yellow, etc. Finally way in the back I found one that's just normal black leather. But they couldn't even totally leave it alone, it's shaped in some goofy way to look "cool" but in reality it just looks rather dumb and is uncomfortable. I wish this rice crap would go away so I can buy normal parts again.

order one online!

Asuka{eve} · 05-12-2004, 10:10 AM

Does that replace the stock seat in a car?

hahaha · 05-12-2004, 10:19 AM

Hey now, dont be so harsh on the ricers. Carbon fiber is a great form of weight reduction. Next time you need to move your toilet, im sure the pound or so that you're saving rill come into play

merkerguitars · 05-12-2004, 11:55 AM

For those times where you need to poop really fast!

Halx · 05-12-2004, 12:24 PM

Oh!

I was thinking Asuka{eve}'s post was in response to irseg.. silly me.

bodypainter · 05-12-2004, 01:01 PM

It needs a "Type-R" sticker!

HeLLVieW96 · 05-12-2004, 08:04 PM

when you get wasted by a classic hot rod in the quarter mile when youre in your little import, you can go home, and puke into your carbon fiber toilet seat! lol

Asuka{eve} · 05-12-2004, 08:17 PM

If that does replace the seat Its probably for a ricer who gets smoked by a REAL car in and literally shits.

MSD · 05-13-2004, 08:06 AM

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Originally posted by hahaha
Hey now, dont be so harsh on the ricers. Carbon fiber is a great form of weight reduction. Next time you need to move your toilet, im sure the pound or so that you're saving rill come into play

Fake carbon fiber is funny. I prefer it on pool cues rather than on cars.

steveincolumbus · 05-13-2004, 08:30 AM

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bodypainter:
It needs a "Type-R" sticker!

WarWagon · 05-13-2004, 03:29 PM

I'm willing to bet I can still poop faster than ricers can. I can let it fly without even touching the seat, would that be the equivalent to a wheelstand?

BoomTruck · 05-13-2004, 08:37 PM

Hmm... gives a new meaning to the phrase "dump the clutch"....

Scorps · 05-15-2004, 12:02 PM

Would carbon fibre be more comfordable!

05-12-2004, 06:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
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05-12-2004, 10:19 AM	#5 (permalink)
hahaha Insane	Hey now, dont be so harsh on the ricers. Carbon fiber is a great form of weight reduction. Next time you need to move your toilet, im sure the pound or so that you're saving rill come into play __________________ "find what's good and make it last" -Bouncing Souls

05-12-2004, 11:55 AM	#6 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	For those times where you need to poop really fast! __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

05-12-2004, 12:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Oh! I was thinking Asuka{eve}'s post was in response to irseg.. silly me. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

05-13-2004, 08:37 PM	#14 (permalink)
BoomTruck Insane Location: On a gravel road rough enought to knock fillings out of teeth.	Hmm... gives a new meaning to the phrase "dump the clutch".... __________________ Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.

05-12-2004, 07:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
irseg Junkie Location: Florida	Hehehe, looks like something they'd buy. I went to AutoZone the other day to get a shift knob to replace the badly worn one on my T-Bird. I had to look all over to find one that didn't light up, wasn't made out of fake chrome/aluminum/carbon fiber, wasn't bright red or yellow, etc. Finally way in the back I found one that's just normal black leather. But they couldn't even totally leave it alone, it's shaped in some goofy way to look "cool" but in reality it just looks rather dumb and is uncomfortable. I wish this rice crap would go away so I can buy normal parts again.

05-12-2004, 10:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
Asuka{eve} Addict Location: Oh God, the rain!	Does that replace the stock seat in a car?

05-12-2004, 01:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
bodypainter Psycho Location: Sarasota	It needs a "Type-R" sticker!

05-12-2004, 08:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
HeLLVieW96 Tilted Location: TucsoN , ARizonA	when you get wasted by a classic hot rod in the quarter mile when youre in your little import, you can go home, and puke into your carbon fiber toilet seat! lol

05-12-2004, 08:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
Asuka{eve} Addict Location: Oh God, the rain!	If that does replace the seat Its probably for a ricer who gets smoked by a REAL car in and literally shits.

05-13-2004, 03:29 PM	#13 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	I'm willing to bet I can still poop faster than ricers can. I can let it fly without even touching the seat, would that be the equivalent to a wheelstand?

05-15-2004, 12:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	Would carbon fibre be more comfordable!