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rrf · 12-01-2003, 01:10 PM

i know this has probably been done before but...

before i go back to work i have to get a drug test
and this is a problem because ive been indulging lately...

i hear you need like 30 days for marijuana to get out of your system, but is that really true? are there any methods to get it out of your system faster?

i last smoked on november 25... and i need to work as soon as possible.... anyone have any solutions?

and dont tell me to not smoke please :\

itchy93 · 12-01-2003, 01:23 PM

They sell cleansing systems at most smoke shops (or a site like www.bodycleansers.com [just the first search result I found, I have no information on it]) that are supposed to "purify" your body within a few days. I've never used one, nor have I smoked, so I have no concrete facts/advice to give. Good luck.

Itchy93

Sho Nuff · 12-01-2003, 01:34 PM

Theres a clenser you can get from GNC that will hide THC for 12 hours. You have to drink it 3 hours before your test. Unfortunately I cant remember what its called. A buddy of mine gave it to me once when I needed it and we just refer to it as "the juice."

Bloodslick · 12-02-2003, 06:55 AM

I want so desperately to comment on your personal life, but I'll simply comment on your asking for advice, then cutting off the line of advice that makes the most sense. It's stupid.

You meant to ask: Do you know of anything that hides THC? Not: How can I pass a drug test?

wannabenakid247 · 12-02-2003, 07:40 AM

I think the length of time it takes to get out of your body depends on how much you have smoked. ie. Ifyou have been smoking heavily for a month it will take about a month to get out of your system but if you just had a one off binge one night I have heard it will be out of your system in three days.

Cynthetiq · 12-02-2003, 07:47 AM

how to pass a drug test... study really hard.

asudevil83 · 12-03-2003, 08:40 PM

i've heard that it also depends on how much you've been smoking, but have been told that the more you smoke the less time it takes to exit your system, only because your body can process the THC faster. i dont know for a fact on this one though.

generally, i think it takes about 2 weeks for it to become untracable in a drug test though. thats for a smoker that smokes every once and a while.

all this information i've got is from a friend who says that he's done a bunch of reading on drugs and stuff, so i'm not

cheerios · 12-03-2003, 10:34 PM

the obvious answer: don't smoke if you need to take a drug test. :/

your solution: wait a few weeks, or take your chances.

saltfish · 12-04-2003, 09:09 AM

You can easily fool a drug test... ...just know how your body berids of the THC metabolies.

First, load you body with carbohydrates, preferably simple sugars. The night before the test drink a gallon of gatorade. Wake up that next morning, take a big piss. When you're done with that, contine to intake a great deal of sugar, but stay away from caffine. What you want to do, is keep your body from processing any of your stored fat, this is where the THC is stored. Drink a bottle or two of cranberry juice and water. Piss a few times before the test.

This is kinda like the Atkins diet, if you do not eat any carbohydrates then your body will start to use it's own fat. If you load you body with carbohydrates then you body won't even look at one of it's own fat cells. As you have your body going off of simeple sugars/carbs none of the stored THC will be metabolized and drinking the extra liquids will help to flush the THC metabolites that are still in your system.

You can try those cleaners from the herbal smoke shops, but beware, they are nothing but SUGAR to do the same thing that I just described. They also include some b-vitamins and creatine this will give your piss that nice yellow-orange color. Creatine is a metabolite that is usually checked in urine to be sure that it is of the proper concentration.

Color and Creatine concenration is only used in expensive tests, tests for the law and for some companies that take this seriously.

Most likely, you're going to be tested in a cheap lab, that uses T-L-C, thin-layer-chromotography. This tests for a large amount of metabolite in your system, if you fail this part, (wich would be must unlikely if you follow my directions), your urine is put in a GCMS, Gas Cromatograph Mass Spectrometer, this will test for a level less than half of the level from the TLC. This will verify if indeed you have the metabolite in your body. This is test is horribly accurate, but is only used if you fail the first test.

-----

If you must ask, how I know such things. I had a colorful past that I have put behind me. Though sometimes it is fun to relive some old times and pass on a little first-hand knowledge.

-SF

Sparhawk · 12-04-2003, 10:55 AM

I've heard of guys drinking full bottles of vinegar, but no first or even second-hand knowledge.

phaedrus · 12-04-2003, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sparhawk
I've heard of guys drinking full bottles of vinegar, but no first or even second-hand knowledge.

I wouldn't drink vinegar, but I would drink gallons of water and bring a c-note for the guy who grades the test just in case.

analog · 12-06-2003, 01:13 AM

vinegar is bullshit.

go get a cleanser and follow the instructions, and next time think ahead of when you smoke. i smoke, but i do it responsibly, when I know it won't matter. just be smart, and you'll be safe.

12-01-2003, 01:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
rrf Crazy Location: Clemson	drug testing i know this has probably been done before but... before i go back to work i have to get a drug test and this is a problem because ive been indulging lately... i hear you need like 30 days for marijuana to get out of your system, but is that really true? are there any methods to get it out of your system faster? i last smoked on november 25... and i need to work as soon as possible.... anyone have any solutions? and dont tell me to not smoke please :\

12-01-2003, 01:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
itchy93 Tilted Location: Wandering North America	They sell cleansing systems at most smoke shops (or a site like www.bodycleansers.com [just the first search result I found, I have no information on it]) that are supposed to "purify" your body within a few days. I've never used one, nor have I smoked, so I have no concrete facts/advice to give. Good luck. Itchy93 __________________ That's just my opinion; I could be wrong.

12-01-2003, 01:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sho Nuff Addict Location: Harlem	Theres a clenser you can get from GNC that will hide THC for 12 hours. You have to drink it 3 hours before your test. Unfortunately I cant remember what its called. A buddy of mine gave it to me once when I needed it and we just refer to it as "the juice." __________________ I know Nietzsche doesnt rhyme with peachy, but you sound like a pretentious prick when you correct me.

12-02-2003, 07:47 AM	#6 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	how to pass a drug test... study really hard. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

12-04-2003, 10:55 AM	#10 (permalink)
Sparhawk Dubya Location: VA	I've heard of guys drinking full bottles of vinegar, but no first or even second-hand knowledge. __________________ "In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough. It's hard work. It's incredibly hard. It's - and it's hard work. I understand how hard it is. I get the casualty reports every day. I see on the TV screens how hard it is. But it's necessary work. We're making progress. It is hard work."

12-02-2003, 06:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
Bloodslick Loser Location: a darkened back alley	I want so desperately to comment on your personal life, but I'll simply comment on your asking for advice, then cutting off the line of advice that makes the most sense. It's stupid. You meant to ask: Do you know of anything that hides THC? Not: How can I pass a drug test?

12-02-2003, 07:40 AM	#5 (permalink)
wannabenakid247 Registered User Location: Wales, UK	I think the length of time it takes to get out of your body depends on how much you have smoked. ie. Ifyou have been smoking heavily for a month it will take about a month to get out of your system but if you just had a one off binge one night I have heard it will be out of your system in three days.

12-03-2003, 08:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
asudevil83 Psycho Location: Scottsdale, AZ	i've heard that it also depends on how much you've been smoking, but have been told that the more you smoke the less time it takes to exit your system, only because your body can process the THC faster. i dont know for a fact on this one though. generally, i think it takes about 2 weeks for it to become untracable in a drug test though. thats for a smoker that smokes every once and a while. all this information i've got is from a friend who says that he's done a bunch of reading on drugs and stuff, so i'm not

12-03-2003, 10:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
cheerios Banned Location: 'bout 2 feet from my iMac	the obvious answer: don't smoke if you need to take a drug test. :/ your solution: wait a few weeks, or take your chances.

12-04-2003, 09:09 AM	#9 (permalink)
saltfish !?!No hay pantalones!?! Location: Indian-no-place	You can easily fool a drug test... ...just know how your body berids of the THC metabolies. First, load you body with carbohydrates, preferably simple sugars. The night before the test drink a gallon of gatorade. Wake up that next morning, take a big piss. When you're done with that, contine to intake a great deal of sugar, but stay away from caffine. What you want to do, is keep your body from processing any of your stored fat, this is where the THC is stored. Drink a bottle or two of cranberry juice and water. Piss a few times before the test. This is kinda like the Atkins diet, if you do not eat any carbohydrates then your body will start to use it's own fat. If you load you body with carbohydrates then you body won't even look at one of it's own fat cells. As you have your body going off of simeple sugars/carbs none of the stored THC will be metabolized and drinking the extra liquids will help to flush the THC metabolites that are still in your system. You can try those cleaners from the herbal smoke shops, but beware, they are nothing but SUGAR to do the same thing that I just described. They also include some b-vitamins and creatine this will give your piss that nice yellow-orange color. Creatine is a metabolite that is usually checked in urine to be sure that it is of the proper concentration. Color and Creatine concenration is only used in expensive tests, tests for the law and for some companies that take this seriously. Most likely, you're going to be tested in a cheap lab, that uses T-L-C, thin-layer-chromotography. This tests for a large amount of metabolite in your system, if you fail this part, (wich would be must unlikely if you follow my directions), your urine is put in a GCMS, Gas Cromatograph Mass Spectrometer, this will test for a level less than half of the level from the TLC. This will verify if indeed you have the metabolite in your body. This is test is horribly accurate, but is only used if you fail the first test. ----- If you must ask, how I know such things. I had a colorful past that I have put behind me. Though sometimes it is fun to relive some old times and pass on a little first-hand knowledge. -SF

12-06-2003, 01:13 AM	#12 (permalink)
analog Banned	vinegar is bullshit. go get a cleanser and follow the instructions, and next time think ahead of when you smoke. i smoke, but i do it responsibly, when I know it won't matter. just be smart, and you'll be safe.