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01-16-2006, 11:09 AM
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Searching for the perfect brew!
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A blonde...
A blonde was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. She looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one.”
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01-16-2006, 01:09 PM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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01-16-2006, 02:39 PM
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Crazy
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A blonde was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila."
She looked and looked and a parking place never appeared. Later that night God appeared at her place for a blowjob, just like every Tuesday. |
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