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SirLance · 12-30-2005, 02:17 PM

Three ministers were at a function: a Pentecostal, an Anglican and a Methodist.

Drinks were served and there was a choice between wine or grape juice. The Anglican and the Methodist both took a glasses of wine, but the Pentecostal said, "I'd rather commit adultery than pollute myself with alcohol!"

The Methodist quickly placed his wine back on the tray. "I didn't realise there was a third choice," he said.

itch vaccine · 01-01-2006, 04:52 AM

haha..... good one good one!

loganmule · 01-01-2006, 11:51 AM

a good one, I think, but a Methodist may disagree

12-30-2005, 02:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Three ministers Three ministers were at a function: a Pentecostal, an Anglican and a Methodist. Drinks were served and there was a choice between wine or grape juice. The Anglican and the Methodist both took a glasses of wine, but the Pentecostal said, "I'd rather commit adultery than pollute myself with alcohol!" The Methodist quickly placed his wine back on the tray. "I didn't realise there was a third choice," he said. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-01-2006, 04:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	haha..... good one good one! __________________ "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

01-01-2006, 11:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	a good one, I think, but a Methodist may disagree