Blonde Prefix

[maleficent]

I love blonde jokes -- there's something about them that just makes me giggle... I'd laugh at red head jokes too-- if people actually made them...


If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them:

Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes
Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes
Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males
Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait
Bimbag - a blonde's purse
Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag
Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes
Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard
Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything
Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook
Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her
Bimboette - a young blonde
Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else
Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes
Bimboozle - to fool a blonde
Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence
Bimbozo - another name for a blonde
Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes
Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde
Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is
Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall

[Redlemon]

I thought I'd heard every blonde joke out there. This list was new, as was this picture sent to me by a buddy this week:

[TwoToTango]

Maleficent, there are red-head jokes.

For example:

Q: How do you know when you've sexually satisfied a red-head?

A: She unties you.

[maleficent]

Originally Posted by TwoToTango

Maleficent, there are red-head jokes.

For example:

Q: How do you know when you've sexually satisfied a red-head?

A: She unties you.

Ooooh - I suppose there's humor in the truth

[Bill O'Rights]

Originally Posted by TwoToTango

Q: How do you know when you've sexually satisfied a red-head?

A: She unties you.

Funny. And yet...true.

[Delvid]

Thanks Redlemon that is funny as hell.

[Nimetic]

Bimstructions - instructions given to a blonde, often over the phone. For example, on how to get to a mall by car, on how to use various household appliances, etc.