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SirLance · 12-13-2005, 09:01 AM

A few days ago I was at the auto parts store when a blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. No one had any clue what the part was -- even the manager.

"Come on!" she said, exasperated. "Every car I've ever had has one! But mine fell off, and I need a new one."

Finally, I stepped in. "Would it help to look under my hood, and you can point out what it is you want?" I asked.

"Yes!" she exclaimed, and I led the blonde to my car with a parade of parts guys right behind.

I opened the hood. "Is there a 710 on this car?" I asked. She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there!"

And here's what we saw:

grumpyolddude · 12-13-2005, 11:39 AM

Thanks, Lance. That's a funny and TRUE story.

Zeraph · 12-13-2005, 01:33 PM

Nice

12-13-2005, 09:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	At the auto parts store... A few days ago I was at the auto parts store when a blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. No one had any clue what the part was -- even the manager. "Come on!" she said, exasperated. "Every car I've ever had has one! But mine fell off, and I need a new one." Finally, I stepped in. "Would it help to look under my hood, and you can point out what it is you want?" I asked. "Yes!" she exclaimed, and I led the blonde to my car with a parade of parts guys right behind. I opened the hood. "Is there a 710 on this car?" I asked. She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there!" And here's what we saw: __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-13-2005, 11:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Thanks, Lance. That's a funny and TRUE story. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

12-13-2005, 01:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Nice