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11-16-2005, 07:03 PM
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Searching for the perfect brew!
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Walmart wine
Walmart announced that they will soon be offering customers in Southern locations a new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine.
The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathryn Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Walmart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are: 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8. Big Red Gulp 7. World Championship Riesling 6. NASCARbernet 5. Chef Boyardeaux 4. Peanut Noir 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! 2. Grape Expectations And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine: Nasti Spumante The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
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11-17-2005, 05:50 AM
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Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Hahaha! Hilarious!!!
 
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