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FEIGN · 11-10-2005, 11:51 AM

A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife, lying on the bed naked, gives her husband a very puzzled look.

The farmer says, "Honey, I just wanted to show the pig I have been fucking."

The farmer's wife looks at him and says, "Dear, your not holding a pig, your holding a sheep.

Then the farmer turns to his wife and says, "Shut up bitch, I was talking to the sheep."

krwlz · 11-10-2005, 03:14 PM

Hahahaha, Horrible, predictable, and not all that original, but it struck me as extremely funny. Good one.

Mantus · 11-10-2005, 05:09 PM

So this is why country girls are so damn horny all the time.

I swear folks, if you ever want to get laid, rent a cotage, put on loud music, next thing you know there are 10 girls at your door asking "where's the party". Just look down and smile

SirLance · 11-10-2005, 09:26 PM

Gave me a laugh, but hey, I'm a sexist pig...

Carno · 11-10-2005, 10:21 PM

LMFAO!

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11-10-2005, 11:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
FEIGN Upright Location: NEW JERSEY	The farmer. A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife, lying on the bed naked, gives her husband a very puzzled look. The farmer says, "Honey, I just wanted to show the pig I have been fucking." The farmer's wife looks at him and says, "Dear, your not holding a pig, your holding a sheep. Then the farmer turns to his wife and says, "Shut up bitch, I was talking to the sheep." __________________ Remember, where ever you go, there you are.

11-10-2005, 09:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Gave me a laugh, but hey, I'm a sexist pig... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

11-10-2005, 10:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	LMFAO! .. __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

11-10-2005, 03:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Hahahaha, Horrible, predictable, and not all that original, but it struck me as extremely funny. Good one.

11-10-2005, 05:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	So this is why country girls are so damn horny all the time. I swear folks, if you ever want to get laid, rent a cotage, put on loud music, next thing you know there are 10 girls at your door asking "where's the party". Just look down and smile