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BigBen · 11-09-2005, 10:47 AM

Two men are standing outside a bar after having just finished walking their dogs. One man has a Labrador, the other a Chihuahua.

"We should stop in for a quick beer." The first man says.
"They won't serve us if we bring in the dogs." The other replies.
"Don't worry, if we put on these dark sunglasses and pretend we are blind, they have to serve us!" the first says.

Both men put on sunglasses and enter the establishment, pretending to be blind, and having their dogs lead them to a booth in the corner. The bartender comes in and says sternly, "No pets allowed."

The man with the Labrador says "This is my seeing eye dog. You have to let him in."

The bartender nods, but is not convinced. "Okay, but what about you?" he points to the man with the Chihuahua, "You have a Chihuahua. I've never seen a blind man with a Chihuahua as a guide dog!"

The second man quickly screams "Those fuckers gave me a Chihuahua?!?!"

SirLance · 11-09-2005, 12:16 PM

Hysterical! Good one!

frogza · 11-09-2005, 01:10 PM

Great! I like it.

Zeraph · 11-09-2005, 01:42 PM

Hehehehe

Brewmaniac · 11-09-2005, 02:04 PM

Made me laugh! Thanks

rmarshall · 11-09-2005, 03:58 PM

gawd! We all got a good laugh. Thanks!

loganmule · 11-09-2005, 08:28 PM

cute, and I can repeat it in mixed company...maybe edit the "fuckers" to assholes or something though

11-09-2005, 10:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Two men walk into a bar... Two men are standing outside a bar after having just finished walking their dogs. One man has a Labrador, the other a Chihuahua. "We should stop in for a quick beer." The first man says. "They won't serve us if we bring in the dogs." The other replies. "Don't worry, if we put on these dark sunglasses and pretend we are blind, they have to serve us!" the first says. Both men put on sunglasses and enter the establishment, pretending to be blind, and having their dogs lead them to a booth in the corner. The bartender comes in and says sternly, "No pets allowed." The man with the Labrador says "This is my seeing eye dog. You have to let him in." The bartender nods, but is not convinced. "Okay, but what about you?" he points to the man with the Chihuahua, "You have a Chihuahua. I've never seen a blind man with a Chihuahua as a guide dog!" The second man quickly screams "Those fuckers gave me a Chihuahua?!?!" __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

11-09-2005, 12:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Hysterical! Good one! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

11-09-2005, 02:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Made me laugh! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

11-09-2005, 01:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
frogza Registered User Location: Right Here	Great! I like it.

11-09-2005, 01:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Hehehehe

11-09-2005, 03:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	gawd! We all got a good laugh. Thanks!

11-09-2005, 08:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	cute, and I can repeat it in mixed company...maybe edit the "fuckers" to assholes or something though