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Brewmaniac · 09-29-2005, 11:51 AM

I vaguely remember this joke but couldn't find it in search, so...

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of
Monte Carlo went to the local church for confession
When the priest slid open the panel in the
confessional, the man said, "Father .. during World
War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked
me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my
attic."

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you
did, my son! And you have no need to confess that."

"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me
with sexual favors."

The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in
great danger. However, two people under those
circumstances can be very tempted to act that way.
But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are
indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind.
But I do have one more question "

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"

mazak · 09-29-2005, 12:20 PM

,good one as always. thanks.

Salomon · 09-29-2005, 06:33 PM

Something tells me he aint gonna llike the answer! heheheh thanks

zaiaz · 10-04-2005, 05:23 AM

Damn does she have cobwebs now??

Zeraph · 10-04-2005, 09:39 AM

Heh, ya she'd be kind of old by now.

SirLance · 10-04-2005, 10:24 AM

You mean the war is over?

09-29-2005, 11:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	The Confessional... I vaguely remember this joke but couldn't find it in search, so... An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Carlo went to the local church for confession When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father .. during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors." The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question " "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?" __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-04-2005, 05:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Damn does she have cobwebs now?? __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

10-04-2005, 10:24 AM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	You mean the war is over? __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-29-2005, 12:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
mazak Crazy Location: louisianna	,good one as always. thanks.

09-29-2005, 06:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
Salomon Loser	Something tells me he aint gonna llike the answer! heheheh thanks

10-04-2005, 09:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Heh, ya she'd be kind of old by now.