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Old 09-26-2005, 05:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Chicken Surprise

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken
Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a cast iron pot with a
lid.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around
before the lid slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she
asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises
and he sees two little eyes looking around before the lid slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening
and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

"Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck."
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Old 09-26-2005, 05:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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oh lord. hehehehe.
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Old 09-26-2005, 06:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Peeking Duck..hehe!!
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Old 09-28-2005, 04:22 AM   #4 (permalink)
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OMG! that shit was funny.
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