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aphex140 · 08-26-2005, 02:57 AM

Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the
pearly gates, he finds himself being sized up by St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure
whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you
enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every
home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows XP.
I'm going to do something I've never done before . . . I'm
going to let you decide where you want to go."

"So what's the difference between the two?" Bill asked. St.
Peter said, "I could let you visit both places briefly, if it
will help your decision."

"Fine! Where should I go first?" "You decide." "Okay then,"
said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."

So Bill Gates went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy
beach with clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running
around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.
The sun was shining; the temperature perfect. He was very
pleased.

"This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is Hell, I'd
REALLY like to see Heaven!"

"Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went. Heaven was a place
high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps
and singing. It was nice, but nothing like Hell. It didn't take
long for Bill to reach his decision.

"I think I prefer Hell," he told St. Peter. So Bill Gates went
to Hell.

Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late
billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there,
he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming among hot flames
in a dark cave, being burned and tortured by demons.

"How's everything going?" he asked Bill Gates. His voice filled
with anguish and disappointment, Bill responded, "This is
awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I
can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other
place, with the beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women
playing in the water?"

"Oh, that was a demo," replied St. Peter. "This is the release
version."

Racer · 08-26-2005, 09:58 AM

Excellent...touche'

SirLance · 08-26-2005, 10:04 AM

Windoze XP = eXtra Painful!

Chuckles · 08-26-2005, 11:06 AM

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa agood one !

loganmule · 08-30-2005, 09:54 PM

as a Mac guy that has to use Windows at work, I really got a kick out of this

Agent_Orange · 09-02-2005, 09:46 PM

Being a software engineer, thats funny regardless of wether or not Microsoft gets bashed. Great joke, works for any product demo.

Zeraph · 09-03-2005, 04:55 PM

awsome!
wonder if he's read this..

08-26-2005, 02:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
aphex140 Psycho Location: northamptonshire	bill gates dies ! Karma Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he finds himself being sized up by St. Peter. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows XP. I'm going to do something I've never done before . . . I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." "So what's the difference between the two?" Bill asked. St. Peter said, "I could let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision." "Fine! Where should I go first?" "You decide." "Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first." So Bill Gates went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature perfect. He was very pleased. "This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is Hell, I'd REALLY like to see Heaven!" "Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but nothing like Hell. It didn't take long for Bill to reach his decision. "I think I prefer Hell," he told St. Peter. So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming among hot flames in a dark cave, being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going?" he asked Bill Gates. His voice filled with anguish and disappointment, Bill responded, "This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women playing in the water?" "Oh, that was a demo," replied St. Peter. "This is the release version." __________________ Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and tequila. [/QUOTE=BAMF]Do they role a die, with a 1/3 chance of being flacid?[/QUOTE]

08-26-2005, 10:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Windoze XP = eXtra Painful! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-26-2005, 09:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	Excellent...touche'

08-26-2005, 11:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
Chuckles Insane Location: California	hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa agood one !

08-30-2005, 09:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	as a Mac guy that has to use Windows at work, I really got a kick out of this

09-02-2005, 09:46 PM	#6 (permalink)
Agent_Orange Upright	Being a software engineer, thats funny regardless of wether or not Microsoft gets bashed. Great joke, works for any product demo.

09-03-2005, 04:55 PM	#7 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	awsome! wonder if he's read this..