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08-09-2005, 10:39 PM
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Fast'n'Bulbous
Location: Australia, Perth
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Assorted Wordplays
Just wondering if anyone knows of other similar wordplay jokes like this, with substituing letters for humours results
 If so, feel free to add them What's the difference between a mountain goat and a goldfish? The goldfish mucks about the fountain, the goat... What's the difference between the pope and a woman in a bath? One has got hope in the soul, the other has soap in the... Difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's baton? Once is for cunning stunts, the other is for stunning... What is the difference between a circus and a group of blondes? At the circus you'll find a cunning array of stunts, the blondes you'll find a... What's the difference between a maid and a prostitute? The maid is fair and buxom, the prostitue... |
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08-10-2005, 02:06 AM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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What's the difference between a short legged dog and a market trader?
The market trader bawls out his wares on the pavement.... -------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a politician and Wyle E Coyote? One is a crazed loony trying to blow the entire place up with dynamite, and the other is trying to catch Road Runner....
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