The Texan
 

This a personal favorite of mine.

For some unexplained reason a Texan, an Eskimo, and a Bushman are all sitting around a campfire one night. They get to talking and the Bushman says “I was once walking through the jungle and a 12 foot cobra jumped at me from the bushes. But, I wrestled it down and cut it’s head off with a pocket knife.”

Not to be outdone the Eskimo says “I was once by myself in the middle of nowhere and the biggest polar bear I had ever seen attacked me. I didn’t even have a knife so I wrestled it down and strangled it with my bear hands”

The Texan didn’t say anything. He just stood there quietly stirring the campfire coals, with his penis.

nice.