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cameroncrazy822 · 07-13-2005, 09:48 AM

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language).

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times!"

Sweetpea · 07-13-2005, 10:25 AM

hehe

that made me smile.

Sweetpea

Redlemon · 07-13-2005, 10:27 AM

Tilted Forum Project - Signing in Bed
Tilted Forum Project - It's always worked for me !

iAmSpartacus · 07-13-2005, 02:00 PM

0wn3d! I thought that joke sounded familiar.

juan99 · 07-14-2005, 06:39 PM

Maybe familiar but always funny
;-)

todd · 07-14-2005, 10:22 PM

First time I saw it

Thanks for the laugh

genuinegirly · 07-14-2005, 11:06 PM

hehe! Now this is funny. Who would have thought?

Temporary_User · 07-16-2005, 07:34 PM

very funny!

Ive never heard it before, and those other posts are 1yr + old, so a new post, or even a bump is welcome in my mind.
IMHO after 6months people have forgotten the joke enough to get anohter laugh out of it.

07-13-2005, 09:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	Deaf Sex Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language). After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times!"

07-13-2005, 10:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sweetpea Fade out Location: in love	hehe that made me smile. Sweetpea __________________ Having a Pet Will Change Your Life! Looking for a great pet?! Click Here! "I am the Type of Person Who Can Get Away With A lot, Simply Because I Don't Ask Permission for the Privilege of Being Myself"

07-13-2005, 10:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Tilted Forum Project - Signing in Bed Tilted Forum Project - It's always worked for me ! __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

07-13-2005, 02:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
iAmSpartacus Tilted	0wn3d! I thought that joke sounded familiar. __________________ "Over here in my country , im a real sex object. Whenever I ask girls for sex ... they object." - taken from bash.org

07-14-2005, 06:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
juan99 Upright Location: Montreal, Canada	Maybe familiar but always funny ;-) __________________ "All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is about doing it, and country and western is about feeling guilty after you've done it." - Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr.

07-14-2005, 10:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
todd Addict Location: Chicago	First time I saw it Thanks for the laugh

07-14-2005, 11:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	hehe! Now this is funny. Who would have thought? __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

07-16-2005, 07:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
Temporary_User Psycho	very funny! Ive never heard it before, and those other posts are 1yr + old, so a new post, or even a bump is welcome in my mind. IMHO after 6months people have forgotten the joke enough to get anohter laugh out of it.