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Old 05-27-2005, 11:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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BBQ -- It's the only type of cooking a real man will do.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
put into motion:

1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with
the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is
lounging beside the grill -- beverage in hand.

Here comes the important part .....

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks
her and asks if she will bring him another beverage while he deals with the
situation.


Important again ....

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces,
and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most of all ....

10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing
her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!

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Old 05-27-2005, 07:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL that was great.
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Old 05-27-2005, 09:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Brewmaniac my friend...

your a legend!

thanx 4 that post...

i'll e-mail it around immediately!!!
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Old 06-01-2005, 05:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brewmaniac
10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.
Perhaps I'm dense, but I fail to see anything wrong with this...

Good one, Brew!
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Old 06-01-2005, 05:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
Tone.
 
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hey come on be fair. We also flip the meat over!
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Old 06-02-2005, 05:47 AM   #6 (permalink)
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All the men in my family burn it...
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Old 06-02-2005, 01:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hahahaha. Very good.
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