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SirLance · 05-26-2005, 03:00 PM

A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to lovely a female patron.

He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."

"What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".

She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!

How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.

"I switched cocks," he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said.

ranger · 05-26-2005, 08:16 PM

LOL... oh man... that is just wrong

Brewmaniac · 05-27-2005, 07:46 AM

Another great one, SirLance. Thanks for sharing.

SirLance · 05-27-2005, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Brewmaniac

Another great one, SirLance. Thanks for sharing.

My pleasure, Brew. I'd have to say that I get as good as I give!

05-26-2005, 03:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	The Celebration A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to lovely a female patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-26-2005, 08:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	LOL... oh man... that is just wrong __________________ there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and my way, which is the wrong way faster.

05-27-2005, 07:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Another great one, SirLance. Thanks for sharing. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"