A frog Joke

[stonewallja]

A lady shopped in a Paris mall. She was admiring the coats in the window of a feminine apparel shop when she noticed a frog perched on a stand. The frog suddenly pursed its lips and made a smacking sound. She couldn't believe the frog was flirting with her. Then the frog smacked his lips again. The lady walked into the store, and when approached by the saleslady and asked if she could help her, she said she wanted to buy the frog in the window. When she got to her car, she placed the frog on the seat next to her. As she drove away, she looked over at the frog that smacked his lips again. The woman was so moved, emotionally, she stopped the car, grabbed the frog, and smacked him back. Monsieur McTrite, "What do you think the frog turned into?"
"A handsome prince?” His response was rapid fire.
"Right."
"And what do you think the lady turned into?"
Hackney threw up his hands. "I haven't got a clue."
"The next motel." McTrite split a side.