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Old 05-09-2005, 12:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Pearly Gates

There is a long line of people in front of the pearly gates, waiting to talk to St. Peter and be let into heaven.
The first guy in line walks up to St. Peter nonchalantly. St. Peter asks him "Tell me what you did in your life to allow you to be led through the pearly gates and into heaven?" The man replies, "honestly, I did a lot of bad things in my life. I killed some people, slept with many women, cheated on my wife, and took advantage of a lot of people." St. Peter says, "the truth has set you free, drink from that basin of holy water and be cleansed. Then you will be admitted into heaven."
Another man walks up to St. Peter. Yet again he asks "what did you do in your life to allow me to let you into heaven?" The man says, "well I did a lot of good things throughout the course of my life. I did cheat on my wife once, cheated on my taxes a little, and drove drunk a couple of times." St. Peter tells him, "the truth has set you free, drink from the holy water, be cleansed and you will be admitted into heaven."
The third man walks up to St. Peter, but he is crying. He is very upset and can barely compose himself. St. Peter asks, "sir you are at the gates of heaven, why are you crying?" The man starts crying even louder and isn't even wiping the tears from his eyes. St. Peter then asks "sir, this is a momentous day. You should be happy. Why are you crying so much?" Then the man finally says, "I can't stop crying because.......I pissed in the holy water!"

ha ha ha ha ha ha

One of my personal favorites!
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Old 05-09-2005, 01:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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But the truth will set him free!!
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Old 05-09-2005, 03:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-10-2005, 07:57 AM   #4 (permalink)
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eeewwww.... reminds me of the cannibal joke.

isn't that a sin?
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:57 PM   #5 (permalink)
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thank you. like I said, one of my favs
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Old 05-10-2005, 07:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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How many times are people going to piss in the Holy Water?
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Old 05-11-2005, 06:13 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Thats a great joke,
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Old 05-11-2005, 03:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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How many times are people going to piss in the Holy Water?

Mate...

that holy water must be completely yellow by now, after all the jokes i've heard about ppl pissing in the holy water...

my favs always bn the nun one...**wanders off in memory**
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