Cannibals - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

jimbob961 · 05-05-2005, 03:53 PM

Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.” The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed.

The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.

1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!”

The second one replied, I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”

ranger · 05-05-2005, 04:03 PM

bwahahaha that's great!!! oh, man!!

SirLance · 05-06-2005, 12:30 PM

Ouch! Very funny!

05-05-2005, 03:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
jimbob961 Upright	Cannibals Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.” The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed. The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!” The second one replied, I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”

05-05-2005, 04:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	bwahahaha that's great!!! oh, man!! __________________ there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and my way, which is the wrong way faster.

05-06-2005, 12:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Ouch! Very funny! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.