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Brewmaniac · 05-26-2005, 11:37 AM

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote
"Revelations 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
"Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelations 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads,
I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

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SirLance · 05-26-2005, 03:05 PM

Hysterical! Thanks!

Darklight Adept · 05-26-2005, 09:36 PM

that's cute and fairly clean (unless you just have a dirty mind)

cinnles · 05-28-2005, 04:39 AM

that's good.

ranger · 05-29-2005, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Darklight Adept

that's cute and fairly clean (unless you just have a dirty mind)

what were they doi... I see your point

Ilow · 05-30-2005, 08:53 AM

simple and creative. I like it.

gilbert- · 05-30-2005, 05:27 PM

haha that was great! a nice clean, funny joke

cellophanedeity · 05-30-2005, 07:29 PM

I'll send it to my grandmother!

05-26-2005, 11:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	The New Pastor A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelations 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelations 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." - __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

05-26-2005, 03:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Hysterical! Thanks! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-30-2005, 08:53 AM	#6 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	simple and creative. I like it. __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

05-26-2005, 09:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	that's cute and fairly clean (unless you just have a dirty mind)

05-28-2005, 04:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
cinnles Addict	that's good.

05-30-2005, 05:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
gilbert- Tilted	haha that was great! a nice clean, funny joke

05-30-2005, 07:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	I'll send it to my grandmother!