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GoldenOuroboros · 05-25-2003, 12:57 AM

NIGHTMARE #1
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

bhamv · 05-25-2003, 03:38 AM

Heh heh heh... whew, forget the cigarette, grab your clothes and get out of there!

mag7chris · 05-25-2003, 08:05 AM

funny but wrong

morlock · 05-25-2003, 12:00 PM

I would shoot myself right then, but her/him first

Destrox · 05-25-2003, 06:19 PM

This is where homicide should be legalized...

TerresqueÜ · 05-25-2003, 06:50 PM

AHHHH!!! That truly is a nightmare, good joke though.

nightmare · 05-25-2003, 07:04 PM

good stuff

DEI37 · 05-25-2003, 07:21 PM

EGADS!!!

That would just piss me off!

05-25-2003, 12:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	Nightmare 1 NIGHTMARE #1 After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation." __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

05-25-2003, 06:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	This is where homicide should be legalized... __________________ You bore me.... next.

05-25-2003, 06:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	AHHHH!!! That truly is a nightmare, good joke though. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-25-2003, 07:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
nightmare Tilted Location: Sophies bike seat	good stuff __________________ License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

05-25-2003, 07:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	EGADS!!! That would just piss me off! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-25-2003, 03:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
bhamv Upright	Heh heh heh... whew, forget the cigarette, grab your clothes and get out of there!

05-25-2003, 08:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
mag7chris Crazy	funny but wrong

05-25-2003, 12:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
morlock Loser	I would shoot myself right then, but her/him first