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Brewer · 02-02-2005, 09:10 AM

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a
northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on
the front of the cage along with...

(Wait for it....)

"a recipe".

ranger · 02-02-2005, 06:00 PM

Whats the difference between Northern and Southern stories?

Northern stories begin with "Once upon a time..."

Southern stories begin with a "Now ya'll ain't gonna believe this shit!"

02-02-2005, 09:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewer Upright	North V. South What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... (Wait for it....) "a recipe".

02-02-2005, 06:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	Whats the difference between Northern and Southern stories? Northern stories begin with "Once upon a time..." Southern stories begin with a "Now ya'll ain't gonna believe this shit!"