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BlitzkriegKommt · 11-17-2004, 08:42 PM

One day after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. “I’m lookin’ for the meanest, toughest, roughest hooker in the Yukon,” he said to the bartender.
“We got her,” replied the bartender. “She’s upstairs in the second room on the right.”

The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the door and yelled, “I’m looking for the meanest, roughest, toughest hooker in the Yukon.”

The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, “Well, you found her.” Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.

“How do you know I want that position first?” asked the miner.

“I don’t,” replied the hooker, “I just thought you might like to open those beers first.”

Ishmal · 11-17-2004, 10:29 PM

HAHAHAHAHA. i havent heard dat BlitzkriegKommt... good joke

KinkyKiwi · 11-18-2004, 05:21 PM

hmm..so wait he was going to open teh beer bottles with her pussy? i'm a lil lost...

BlitzkriegKommt · 11-18-2004, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by KinkyKiwi

hmm..so wait he was going to open teh beer bottles with her pussy? i'm a lil lost...

He didn't know it, but the hooker was capable of doing it.

Delvid · 11-19-2004, 11:54 AM

That is a little to rough.

Racer · 11-19-2004, 12:51 PM

Now that's a tough woman!

itch vaccine · 11-19-2004, 10:06 PM

ouch, *squeal*

indeed, tough. prolly she won't feel anything from him. :P

wgheow · 11-28-2004, 10:16 AM

wooohoo...tats 1 real meanest, roughest, toughest hooker !

Fohur2 · 11-28-2004, 10:58 AM

Ewwwwwwww,oooowwwwwwwww

red_zinfandel8 · 11-30-2004, 09:57 PM

That's good (and thirsty)

Carno · 12-05-2004, 09:18 PM

When I was in Texas I once saw a bartender open a beer bottle with her tit.

Brewmaniac · 12-07-2004, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Carn

When I was in Texas I once saw a bartender open a beer bottle with her tit.

How did she do that?

SirLance · 12-07-2004, 03:21 PM

And you should see how she opens cans!

SunScar · 12-07-2004, 04:46 PM

Ohhhh.... thats one touch woman... a little too tough and rough for me.

11-17-2004, 08:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
BlitzkriegKommt Upright Location: Houston	Meanest Hooker One day after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. “I’m lookin’ for the meanest, toughest, roughest hooker in the Yukon,” he said to the bartender. “We got her,” replied the bartender. “She’s upstairs in the second room on the right.” The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the door and yelled, “I’m looking for the meanest, roughest, toughest hooker in the Yukon.” The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, “Well, you found her.” Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles. “How do you know I want that position first?” asked the miner. “I don’t,” replied the hooker, “I just thought you might like to open those beers first.”

11-17-2004, 10:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	HAHAHAHAHA. i havent heard dat BlitzkriegKommt... good joke __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

11-18-2004, 05:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	hmm..so wait he was going to open teh beer bottles with her pussy? i'm a lil lost... __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

12-07-2004, 03:21 PM	#13 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	And you should see how she opens cans! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-07-2004, 04:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
SunScar Upright	Ohhhh.... thats one touch woman... a little too tough and rough for me. __________________ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Suicide is a permanent solution for a temporary problem.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

11-19-2004, 11:54 AM	#5 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	That is a little to rough.

11-19-2004, 12:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	Now that's a tough woman!

11-19-2004, 10:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	ouch, squeal indeed, tough. prolly she won't feel anything from him. :P

11-28-2004, 10:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
wgheow Upright Location: kuala lumpur, malaysia	wooohoo...tats 1 real meanest, roughest, toughest hooker !

11-28-2004, 10:58 AM	#9 (permalink)
Fohur2 Crazy	Ewwwwwwww,oooowwwwwwwww

11-30-2004, 09:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
red_zinfandel8 Upright	That's good (and thirsty)

12-05-2004, 09:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	When I was in Texas I once saw a bartender open a beer bottle with her tit.