Drinkin' Money
 

Two drunks, Chuck and Manny, wake up one morning. Manny says, "How the
hell are we gonna get drunk today? All I've got is forty cents." Chuck
says, "Gimme the money, I've got an idea." He goes into a deli, comes out
with a hot dog and says, "Come on, Let's go to the bar." when they get to
the bar, Chuck pulls down Manny's zipper, sticks in the hot dog, and pulls
the zipper up tight enough to hold it. Then he says, "Follow me," and
they walk into the bar. He orders two Rum & Coke, and they drink them
down.
When the bar tender says, "Pay up,: Chuck drops to his knees and starts
sucking on the hot dog. The bartender says, "Get out of her, you homos!:
Fifteen bars, they do the same routine. They're bombed. Chuck says,
"Listen, it was a great idea I had, we got bombed on forty cents, but we
gotta stop. Every time we do that my knees hurt like hell!! I can't take
it anymore."

Manny says, "YOU can't take it anymore? We lost the hot dog after the
fourth bar.

Yeah LD... ;)

...Oh man...[rolls eyes]