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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 11-22-2004, 07:59 PM

to tell him he'll be out sick. The boss presses for specifics, and the man says, "Sir, I have rectal glaucoma." "And what does that mean?" asks the boss. The man replies, "I just can't see my ass coming in to work today."

Glad

Seething · 11-22-2004, 09:13 PM

Heard it before, but still funny. It represents me to a "T".

red_zinfandel8 · 11-30-2004, 09:59 PM

too funny for sight

Delvid · 12-01-2004, 07:46 AM

Great joke. I don't think i would try that though.

11-22-2004, 07:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	One morning, a man calls his boss... to tell him he'll be out sick. The boss presses for specifics, and the man says, "Sir, I have rectal glaucoma." "And what does that mean?" asks the boss. The man replies, "I just can't see my ass coming in to work today." Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

11-22-2004, 09:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
Seething Insane	Heard it before, but still funny. It represents me to a "T". __________________ Common sense is uncommon. Ironic, isn't it?

11-30-2004, 09:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
red_zinfandel8 Upright	too funny for sight

12-01-2004, 07:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Great joke. I don't think i would try that though.