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Old 11-28-2004, 06:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Just my luck!....

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."

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Old 11-28-2004, 08:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol I wasnt' expecting that.
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Old 11-28-2004, 09:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol I wasnt' expecting that.

HeeHee

i bet the bikie wasnt expecting it either...

good joke Bobby.
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:14 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Ha! That was totaly unexpected. Nice one
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Old 11-30-2004, 12:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Nice!

The unexpected ending /punchline made me giggle in the officespace
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Old 12-01-2004, 03:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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LOL, i wasnt expecting that and im sure the truck driver wasn't either
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Old 12-01-2004, 04:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I've seen different variations of the same joke before, but still makes me smile every time I read it
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Old 12-01-2004, 05:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Heh, same here Texan.
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