Joke of the Day - May 20 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 05-20-2003, 02:03 AM

On the first day of University, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female Halls will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male Halls to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined twenty dollars the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined sixty dollars. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of one hundred and eighty dollars. Are there any questions?"

A male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

puddlesmilo · 05-20-2003, 02:21 AM

Lol.

Thanks

HunterDevourer · 05-20-2003, 04:07 AM

Expensive season pass.

Silverbrain · 05-20-2003, 08:48 AM

Ha! I like that one )

clifclav · 05-20-2003, 09:37 AM

Good one. Thanks

txgirl · 05-20-2003, 10:45 AM

good one!

05-20-2003, 02:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - May 20 On the first day of University, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female Halls will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male Halls to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined twenty dollars the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined sixty dollars. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of one hundred and eighty dollars. Are there any questions?" A male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

05-20-2003, 04:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
HunterDevourer Insane Location: Sydney - Australia	Expensive season pass. __________________ Viva La Muerte

05-20-2003, 08:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Ha! I like that one ) __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

05-20-2003, 09:37 AM	#5 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	Good one. Thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

05-20-2003, 02:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
puddlesmilo Psycho	Lol. Thanks

05-20-2003, 10:45 AM	#6 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	good one!