Black Panties
 

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten
out of her mourning stage.

Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into
the world.

Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating
for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.

Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude
except for a pair of black lacy panties,he in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?"

She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
but down there I am still in mourning."

He knows he's not getting lucky that night.

The following night the same scenario. Sh! e's standing there with the
black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit ... except that he is
wearing a black condom.

She looks at him and asks: "What's with this . a black condom?"

He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

(R)olling (O)n the (F)loor (L)aughing.
Great joke thanks for sharing it.

Hahaha! His condolences would go real deep.

LOL! I'd hit it, with sympathy that is ;)

Funny! I literally laughed out loud. The things man do to get some.

Good joke. I heard a variation of it, this one I prefer.

That is a winner. Saving it for the right time.

good stuff

very good. I'll use this one in the future.

haha good one

I'm stealing that one, and you can't stop me. :p

Better than the version of it I heard. :)

hehehe..i like that one...

That one's great...

Great. Will get alot of milage out of it. Thanks.

Gotta love the black condom