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08-23-2003, 02:31 PM
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Crazy
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New Plane
Passengers for Tower Air were sitting and waiting for their 1000 (10:00pm) flight. At 1300 (1:00pm) an announcment came over the P.A.
"Attention passengers for Tower Air Flight 425, with nontop service to Miami. Your flight is delayed because of a mechanical error." So, this old lady goes up to the gate agent who looks at her warmly and says: * "Yeah, what do you want?" * "What kind of mechanichal problem?" the old laddy asked * "Well, the piolt said that the plane is not safe to fly, and he won't fly this plane." replied the gate agent. * "Oh," said the lady "So we are waiting for a new plane?" * "No! we're waiting for a new pilot." |
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08-23-2003, 04:59 PM
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Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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hehe.
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