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Old 08-23-2003, 02:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Passengers for Tower Air were sitting and waiting for their 1000 (10:00pm) flight. At 1300 (1:00pm) an announcment came over the P.A.

"Attention passengers for Tower Air Flight 425, with nontop service to Miami. Your flight is delayed because of a mechanical error."

So, this old lady goes up to the gate agent who looks at her warmly and says:

* "Yeah, what do you want?"
* "What kind of mechanichal problem?" the old laddy asked
* "Well, the piolt said that the plane is not safe to fly, and he won't fly this plane." replied the gate agent.
* "Oh," said the lady "So we are waiting for a new plane?"
* "No! we're waiting for a new pilot."
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Old 08-23-2003, 04:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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