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Three men are standing on the roof of their office buidling, enjoying a quick smoke on their lunch break. Conversation leads from one thing to another until they begin to discuss the size of their 'members'. After a bit of bickering and one-upping each other, they decide to see just who has the biggest package.

The first man stands at the edge of the roof and unzips his pants. Upon checking the distance, they find that his penis reaches down about two floors.

"Very impressive, but not good enough." says the second man, and he undoes his pants. His penis reaches down about six floors.

While they're doing this, the third man is swaying and bouncing around at the edge of the roof. "What are you doing?" asks the first man...

"Dodging traffic!"

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