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From "Fuzzy Memories"

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If you ever decide to go panning for gold, like my friend Bob and I did one time, here are a few tips: First of all, when you're leaving to go pan, don't lock your keys in your car. Then, when you go back in your house to get a coat hanger to open it, don't realize you also locked yourself out of your house.
Next, while you're standing there trying to figure out what to do, don't get attacked by a big swarm of biting flies. But if you do, don't go running to the house next door and pound on the door and the window, screaming for the neighbors to let you in, because it scares them andthey just start screaming back and yelling for you to go away.
Finally, don't have a friend who has a nervous breakdown like Bob, because when the ambulance comes and you try to drive away in it so you can finally go panning, they get real mad at you.

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When Dad found out the house was full of termites, he got real mad. But I was glad, because now I didn't have to go all the way to the woods to get termites for my termite farm.

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hah. I love Jack.

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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
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