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Old 09-29-2004, 04:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-28-04

More "Fuzzy Memories"

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The first time I ever saw the ocean, I was real disappointed. "That's the ocean?!" I said. No, said Mom and Dad, that's just the parking lot. When we pulled into the lot, I was real disappointed in it. It was hard to find a spot, and the spaces seemed way too narrow, in my book.
The ocean was okay, I guess, but I still can't get over how disappointing that parking lot was.

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Every summer we'd get our baskets and buckets and go out into the hills and woods, looking for wild strawberries, blueberries, and blackberries. We never found any, though.

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Kids don't need expensive new toys to have fun. A lot of times we would have just as much fun getting in my dad's car and letting off the emergency brake and just seeing where the car would go before it stopped.
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Old 10-02-2004, 03:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Ah childhood memories....thanks for posting!!!!!cant seem to get enough
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