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Old 08-25-2004, 09:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Small condoms

I did a search and nothing came up. Hope it's not a repost.

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency.

"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried. "It's my people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"

"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President.

"I do need your help" said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," replied Bush.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.

"Yes?"

"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Putin.

"No problem," replied the President.

Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Americans will fall for anything.

George hung up and called the president of a condom company. "I need a favor. You've got to send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia."

"Consider it done," said the president of the condom company.

"Great! Now listen; they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the President, "print" "MADE IN AMERICA," "SIZE: SMALL," on each one."
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Old 08-25-2004, 09:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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There's another version of this joke in this thread
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Old 08-26-2004, 12:34 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I smiled ; thanks !
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Old 08-26-2004, 08:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Good joke!
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Old 08-26-2004, 01:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Awesome joke.
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Old 08-26-2004, 09:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hahahaha nice nice
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Old 08-27-2004, 05:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Hilarious stuff, thanks!
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Old 08-27-2004, 07:02 AM   #8 (permalink)
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cute, and possibly one to tell in mixed company
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Old 08-30-2004, 02:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
Chicken scratch.
 
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Hahaha, awesome.
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Old 09-02-2004, 12:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2004, 01:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Good thing that factory was not in TEXAS...we would have to label them

EXTRA SMALL...
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Old 09-06-2004, 01:07 AM   #12 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHA funny
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Old 09-06-2004, 01:13 AM   #13 (permalink)
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HAHAHHAHA. That is HILARIOUS!
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Old 09-07-2004, 01:07 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Variation on a theme but still funny
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